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Dear MRFF:
So, I was explaining to someone about the old “Veterans for Civic Responsibility” and I occurred to me I needed to put y’all in that slot in my Jacket.
These “Fundies” have stated their plan to replace America with a cowboy movie (Starring Ronald Reagan as “The President”) and I did swear to defend the Republic against enemies “foreign and domestic”. They have made themselves Hadji’s (now call me a Hadji in the true sense of Honorable Pilgram) and called forth the wrath of the Unitarian Jihad! I mean.. the Texas Inquisition! (Waterboard? Hell, we’re gonna Chigger yer ass) Oh, sorry; that one was for BP execs.
Maybe it’s just too early, Happy Monday
(name withheld)

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. … [T]hose who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. — C.S. Lewis
“The usual Republican contribution is to make the progressive solution more unworkable than it had to be.” Gerard Peirce

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