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Dear Military Religious Freedom Foundation:

Just read the recent article of how “mikey” ruined a lot of kids holidays.
You jackasses don’t even realize in your homepage second line it says
“separtion of church and state. READ THE 2ND AMENDMENT, YOU FUCKING FUCKS.
Mind your own fucking business and knock off the fucking PC bullshit.
We don’t fucking exist to make you happy.
MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!!!

(name withheld)

Dear (name withheld),

First of all, let me thank you for your kind holiday wishes.
We here at the Foundation are always happy to hear from our haters,
most of whom, like you, couldn’t spell to save their lives.

Regarding your comment, “READ THE 2ND AMENDMENT, YOU FUCKING FUCKS.” –
it’s not altogether clear your intent since the 2nd Amendment reads,
“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free
State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be
infringed.” As you can see, the 2nd Amendment has nothing to do with
Church and State issues, on the other hand it could be that your
comment is a thinly veiled threat, like the Tea Party crowd that likes
to talk about “Second Amendment solutions.” We will of course pass on
your e-mail to the appropriate federal authorities just in case this
is a threat; after all, when it comes to threats of violence and/or
death threats from intellectually vacuous individuals like yourself,
well…let’s just say this isn’t our first rodeo. Still, I suspect the
truth of the matter is that you’re just too stupid to know the
Constitution.

For your edification, let me just point out that it is the 1st
Amendment that deals with Church and State issues. And to that, let me
add a nice quote from one of our Founding Fathers, James Madison: “The
purpose of separation of church and state is to keep forever from
these shores the ceaseless strife that has soaked the soil of Europe
with blood for centuries.”

Regarding your comment, “We don’t fucking exist to make you happy.” –
let me just say that while I understand what you’re trying to say
here, I have to admit that more often than not imbeciles like yourself
seem to exist to make us laugh.

Wishing you many happy returns,

Akiva David Miller
Veterans Coordinator
Military Religious Freedom Foundation