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The infamous “War on Christmas” is in full swing this year with mortars being lobbed from each side. In this tense fray, one iconoclast has set out to eviscerate the cultural demi-god Santa Claus. Fortunately, Fox News host Megyn Kelly stood tall on December 11th to set the record straight. While refuting a proposition made by Aisha Harris that a racially neutral character might make a more suitable substitute for Jolly ‘ol Saint Nick, Megyn proudly reassured us of what we all know to be true: that Saint Nicholas is a portly white man with rosy red cheeks. Oddly, her truth does not align with history. Saint Nicholas was born in the village of Patara in what is now Turkey. Contemporary portrayals of the man indicate he was dark skinned, as we would expect from his Mediterranean descent. So how do these images compare?
After her enlightened racial re-assignment of the beatified Saint Nicholas, Megyn interjected a mention of Jesus’ true ethnicity:
Jesus was a white man too…he was a historical figure…I mean that’s a verifiable fact
While history tells us that Jesus was a Jewish man of Middle Eastern descent, revisionist and anthropological expert Megyn Kelly knows with certainty that he was in fact a fair-skinned, blond-haired, Caucasian just like her.