USAFA Bible Study Group: “Mikey is ‘Most Dangerous Threat'”

Mikey, my name is (USAF Academy cadet’s name and cadet rank withheld). We have met but you probably would not know that. I am one of the cadets here at the Air Force Academy who has been a MRFF client for (number of years and months withheld), I am also one of the many MRFF cadet clients here who appear to be a “super-stoked Christian” to avoid the direct and indirect shitstorm you get for not being one here. alot of us do this and most are clients of the MRFF. Just wanted to let you know how “special” you are Mikey. At our weekly bible study the other night held in (bible study’s USAF Academy location withheld) our group’s leader spent an amazing half an hour on you and the “obsessed Christian-hating legacy” which you and your Weinstein family and the MRFF have cursed the Academy with. They showed pictures of you and your wife and kids. From the internet I think. Our bible study group leader said that you Mikey were the most dangerous threat to the Word of Jesus Christ in America today. Everone just nodded approval. I wanted to ask why but didn’t. Another cadet in our bible study did though. Our leader mentioned as “evidence'” the billboard you had just put up in C. Springs. What? Then even I could not resist asking naive why that was considered “evidence” of how dangerous to Jesus you were. Another cadet said to me (with the leader’s and everyone else’s approval) “well, did you actually read what the billboard says”? I told them that the newspapers reported that it only said what the Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. Schwartz said about making sure there is no religious favoritism in the USAF. No shit Mikey you could have heard a pin drop. Then our study leader said “exactly, now do you see why Weinstein is so dangerous?” Seriously? Trying not to have my head explode I just slowly said yes like I had just had this total revelation or something. I’d laugh but it’s not even funny. I live in an alternate universe here, Mikey. So do all the others who fake being a part of it to avoid the religion insanity here which is considered as sanity. Thank you and the MRFF for fighting it for us. (P.S. and say hi to your bodyguard for us all. We saw you guys at the TCU game a month ago. Do you recall your “surprise escort”? Thanks for coming up so we could talk and see you.)

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(USAF Academy cadet’s name, cadet rank, cadet position title and cadet squadron withheld)