The Constitution

Published On: April 15, 2012|Categories: MRFF's Inbox|0 Comments|

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Dear Mikey,

I wanted to say Dear Sir, but it looks like your club is ran by a bunch of women. We are writing for a couple of reasons wanted to know why you are concerned about a couple of crosses on a U.S. Marine Base and what that has to do with your little merry band of men or looks like women?

We read with interest where your little club’s goal was to support the constitution, we are assuming you mean the U.S. Constitution, but you said the constitution mandates separation of church and state. We have spent days looking for that mandate, but can’t find that in the U.S. Constitution?

And, then we read where you have 27,000 club members that have found that in the U.S. Constitution, we would sure like for you to show us where exactly that appear in that document? Did you get up that morning and wolf down a big bowl of stupid and follow it with a large glass of dumb ass. You have to be one of the dumbest people on Earth! You lack of wisdom is appalling! The reporter that reported this story painted you in a very dim light, probably because your elevator doesn’t go all the way to top!

Regards,
(name withheld)

P.S. I immigrated to this great country and am amazed at how really stupid, ungrateful, and ignorant Americans are about their rich history, which doesn’t mandate separation of church and state.


Dear (name withheld),

Thanks for your note to MRFF. And it’s so nice that you belong to a “Wolf Gang.” What’s it called, The Howlers?”

We women at MRFF are concerned that using an exclusive religious symbol like the cross to honor all our war dead actually doesn’t. Among those KIA’s are Jews, Muslims, Buddhists Pagans, Atheists and others. Now let’s say you’re a Christian and killed in war. A Muslim comes along and puts the Islamic symbol of a star and crescent on your grave with the inscription: “Allah is Great.” I think you would be so mad that you would come back to life and nail that guy.

Secondly, if you Google “Supreme Court Decisions on the Separation of Church and State” you will find a great number of rulings and decisions relative to the First Amendment and made a part thereof. In one of those, Lemon Vs. Kurzman (1971) the Supreme Court held that government, including the Armed Forces and Public Education, may not favor, advance, elevate, prefer, recommend or proselytize one religion over another or religion over non-religion. So you see, the cross, used exclusively, is in violation of constitutional provision.

We gals at MRFF can’t expect you muscle-bound but brain dead guys to understand this all at once so read just a little each day.

Col. Cara Melcorn
Chief, Really Really Stupid Letter Dept.

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