Go back to Russia

Dear Mikey,

You and your organization are a bunch of fucking nutcases.

YOU are fundamentalist.

Revoke your citizenship like the good American you profess to be.

You are worse than fucking Rev Al Sharpton.

I hear the bottom of the ocean has lots of real estate. Its very quiet. Move there.

And fuck you.

(name withheld)

Hey (name withheld),

Good evening, hope you’re having a lovely Wednesday night. I know I am.

I really only have one question, something that I find very curious. The content of your love-note is clear enough. You have a fetish for pistachios and the reverend Al Sharpton, you appreciate deep sea diving, and “fuck you” of course. Couldn’t forget that gem. My question though, is why did you choose the subject line “Go back to Russia”? I’ve heard that before from other passionate admirers and was wondering how that could possibly have anything to do with Mikey Weinstein or any of us at the MRFF. It was something that some cheery bold cadets shouted from their rooms. Honestly, I’d really like to visit Russia. Have a few friends that have visited and report it to be a fantastic experience….anyways, hope you can clarify. If not, sleep tight, and don’t let the blood pressure spike!

Cheers,

Blake A. Page
Military Religious Freedom Foundation
Special Assistant to the President
Director of West Point Affairs