IN GOD WE TRUST

BEKKI,

TELL MICKEY TO GO F___ HIMSELF AND NEVER TRY TO TELL US WHAT TO SAY OR THINK. IF YOU WANT TO BE AN ATHIEST, BE AN ATHIEST BUT DON’T PUSH YOURE AGENDA ON US. GET IT. JUST A WORD TO THE WISE, ONE DAY YOU WILL FACE DEATH AND ON THAT DAY YOU WILL WISH YOU THOUGHT TWICE ABOUT PUSHING YOUR AGENDA ON OTHERS WHERE IT IS NOT WELCOME.

(name withheld)


Hey Star Wars fan,

His name is Mikey not Mickey.

What you are asking Mikey to do is impossible and if you can do it to yourself, please let us know.

Mikey is Jewish – not an atheist and 75% of the Board, Advisory Board, volunteers and supporters are Christian. 96% of our soldier clients are Christian.

It seems you have spent too much time in outer space in the Millennium Falcon and your brain has gone through warp speed one time too many, because we are not fighting against ‘In God we trust.”

So, when you get back to earth, go and speak to Obi Wan Kenobi. He will help you to understand the correct words we are fighting against. Also, he will explain to you how to take your caps lock off.

When you figure out what they are, come on back and we’ll discuss it.

Pastor Joan

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