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So FUCK OFF!!!! Get a life people.

(name withheld)

So, I guess you’re just fine with the long-time, previous removal of the word “cheat”, as in “We will not lie, CHEAT, or steal.” Cheating is okay, then, so long as you swear by God? Really? After all, that is why the oath needs to be rewritten.
As for those unConstitutional last four words, they’re illegal. You can rest assured that Mikey will do all he can to protect even our Christian service members, who account for 96% of MRFF clients, from the Satanic likes of you.
Signed,
A staunch MRFF supporter