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Suck the fattest bag of dicks you can find!

Merry Christmas

(name withheld)
XXLxoxoxo,


Oh, (name withheld). You poor, sad, creep. What kind of childhood you must have had to continue to be so stuck there. Did people do bad things to you? Was it because you were so little? Was it because you were maybe a bit slow on the uptake? It’s a shame you were so wounded by your life experience that you’ve never been able to crawl out of the hole someone put you in. But if you ever do work up the courage or develop the character to raise your head above the slime, we’ll be here doing our best to protect the right to freedom of religion of the men and women in the military and we’ll be happy to accept your apology.

Until then, try to find comfort.

Mike Farrell

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