Maj. Gen Olson

Disgusting:http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/05/17/air-force-general-who-spoke-god-in-speech-should-be-court-martialed-group-says/Your deceitful organization is against everything I stood for during my 26-year Navy career: freedom OF religion and the individual rights of our citizens.

Like another reader commented, you should change your name to Military Religious Persecution Foundation.   Clearly, the atheists have you in their back pocket.

(name withheld)

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Hi (name withheld),

It’s me! The scary atheist guy who has MRFF in his back pocket.

I wish! Actually, most of the staff and allies at MRFF comes from a Judeo-Christian background. And 96% of the clients who bring complaints are Christians who are persecuted by Christian extremists for not being “Christian enough”.

No matter how hard I’ve tried, Mikey and the MRFF team repeatedly turn down my requests to set up a lion’s den. Nobody signed up when I asked for volunteers to launch an unholy War on Christmas. They all consistently refuse to eat babies (Mikey wouldn’t even nibble a little roasted thigh, and that’s the best part). One time, I saw a sale at the department store and bought two dozen perfectly good pitchforks and these guys wouldn’t even join me for a Christian-hunting mob. I even told them where a real-life Christian lived and they wouldn’t budge! Now I have a stack of unused rusty pitchforks in my garage. You have NO IDEA how hard it is when you’ve got all these activists “in your back pocket” and all they really care about is separation of church and state.

Bah! I guess I’ll have to do all the persecution on my own. But first, I’m going to go watch this NOVA special about outer space, because that’s what atheists really do.

Regards,

Dustin Chalker

MRFF Atheist Affairs Advisor