Your Wife and Daughter

Yo, Mikey.

Your wife was really good in bed last night.

But not as good as your daughter 2 nights ago.

When they say that all Weinsteins are fucking sluts they’re wrong.

They’re ROCK STAR fucking sluts.

Keep up the great work keeping Jesus out of the armed services.

I’m so proud of you, your family and the MRFF.

See you all real soon.

love,

The Devil


 

 

Dear “Devil” –

 
I’ve had the privilege of answering many hate-filled letters received by Mikey Weinstein and the Military Religious Freedom Foundation. I must admit, I have to give you points for creativity (and grammar). Unfortunately, a bit of artistic license and a basic grasp of the English language do not make you any less ignorant or your life any less sad. 
 
Trust me when I say that if you ever actually encountered Mikey’s wife or daughters, the only thing you would be doing would be taking notes as they blew your mind with their incredible intelligence, bravery, and integrity.
 
I usually respond to the emails received by MRFF by explaining our mission and the mandates of the Constitution, but I won’t bother. I somehow doubt you would understand. After all, I can’t help but notice that you don’t express any actual thoughts or discernible arguments. While you took the time to write something fairly creative, you may as well have simply written “Shut up” or some other common line from any pre-teen tantrum. 
 
Just note that if you want to play games, you should find a different outlet – the Weinsteins are way out of your league.
 
Blessed be,
Tobanna Barker
MRFF Legal Affairs Coordinator 

 

To deville666,
Who knew you are a wannabe rap star “playin the dozens?”  Tsk tsk re: wife and daughter – you forgot the “yo Mama.”
Please stop dissing Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Kid Rock and The Insane Clown Posse.
Convivencia

 

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