contribution

Here’s my contribution you asshole bullies.  FUCK YOU!  I’d love to see you try and spread your hate in a military bar.  Cowardly assholes.
(name withheld)

Hey (name withheld),

What, exactly, is your problem? I get that you’re an angry loudmouth who spews foul language, but I’m not at all clear what it is that bothers you. Care to clarify, or would you just rather sound off?

Mike Farrell

(MRFF Boar of Advisors)


 

Dear (name withheld),
I am writing in response to your December 8, 2015 email to the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (“MRFF”).

 

Wow.  You sure told us!  In all my time working with MRFF, I have never seen a more eloquent argument contradicting our work than you use of “Fuck you!”  I now completely see the point you neglected to articulate.  I am tempted to explain that you are actually the one acting like a “cowardly asshole,” but you would probably assert the classic “I’m rubber, you’re glue” argument, thus putting me back in my place.

 

If you aren’t picking up on my sarcasm, you should probably see a medical professional because I’m laying it on pretty thick.  We are very busy protecting the religious freedom of all our brave men and women in uniform, so I’m afraid I cannot devote any more time to responding to your ignorant “contribution.”

 

Blessed be,

 

Tobanna Barker
MRFF Legal Affairs Coordinator

 

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