MRFF Clients Take Stand Against Commander’s “Invite” to Halloween “Bible Contest” for Soldiers “Who Do Not Wish to Honor Satan”
Texted “invitation” to so-called “voluntary” Halloween “New Testament Bible Knowledge Contest” from fundamentalist Christian commander’s wife to cell phones of husband’s entire unit:
“To those of you who do not wish to honor Satan this coming Halloween my husband and I offer you all a far better alternative. We will be hosting a New Testament Bible Knowledge Contest at our on-post residence from 1800 hours until 2030 hours for all interested Christian families. There will be plenty of food, fun and prizes for all who participate. Bring your Bibles and fellowship. This event is voluntary and there is no compulsion to attend. Please RSVP to me at XXX-XXX-XXXX.”
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“Satanism is essentially a Christian creation, a travesty of Christian forms centered on the fallen rebel angel Lucifer. In fact, the early Christian church left little room for Satan… Certainly, Satanism was incompatible with the polytheism of the ancient Celts. Indeed, the belief in satanic cults blossomed only in the late medieval period – long after the demise of Samhain.”
So, for the military Commander and his wife, how ‘bout “a big steaming cup of ‘shut-the-fuck-up!’”
The enlarged amygdala of the Christian Right forcing the psycho babble that comes out of their Christian mouths, ignorance and incoherence their trademarks.
I would go – dressed as The Devil! :-)
Bring some Old Testament passages with you: it’s OK to own and beat a slave; women cannot hold power over a man, she is to remain silent. Lotts (pun intended) more to choose from but those two ought to get a little discussion going!
Oh, I spoke to God’s son. He said to tell you to focus on your mission and combat readiness, he doesn’t need your help!
Happy St. Lucifer day to you Commander!
Now stop hiding behind your wife and tell her to stay out of unit business!
She’s not the Commander. You are! Now act like it! You’re signaling weakness when you have your wife send out a note to your troops, not to mention compromising personally identifying information.
It leaves them questioning who the Goddamn Commander is, you or her?
Maybe she can fill in for you on the next deployment!
Mrff keyboard warriors to the rescue.