The Constitution: “High-brow propaganda” for “fools”

That you hold man-sanctioned sheepskin in such high regard betrays your humanist ideaology. You are a tremendous fool-all this time you’ve believed intellectualism and education is what makes a man. You’ve been so enamored by high-brow propaganda as to be motivated to suck an education out of the government.

No wonder you’re such a paranoid loser. What you hold in high-esteem is worthless when you are confronted by a bully alone, late at night. Did your brains help you any then? Of course not-those kind of things take balls. Coward.

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