MRFF

I just wanted to let you know that I read an article today that aptly renamed your organization. You are now known as MIKEY AND THE MURFS. How appropriate for a little fat scumbag and his minions.

(name withheld)


Dear (name withheld),
As well, as long as you’re going to be childish about it, remember The Little Engine That Could? Mikey heads the train, but the cars behind him number close to half a million and growing. So, you go ahead and laugh. “He who laughs last, laughs best” — or is that too grown up for you to understand?

Signed,

One of the many staunch supporters of MRFF and one of the many veterans of our military, which — if you’ve made it through elementary school math — presents an ever-increasing overlap on a Venn Diagram.


Wow…,,,did you come up with that quote all by your lonesome? That’s quite impressive. As for your reference to the Little Engine That Could, your mental aptitude is quite impressive as well. Glad to hear that little Mikey is running your little train because his train will soon derail.

As far as you being a veteran, I’m sure with your elementary mental capability you washed dishes in the mess hall. I’m one of the millions of military veterans who don’t support Mikey and the Murfs and the millions of American citizens who don’t support your little group.

(name withheld)


Aw, gee. Poor you. I was one of the surgeons putting real warriors back together. Now, go wash your mouth out with soap and stay quiet until you learn to respect your elders.

Share this page:

Commenter Account Access

  • Register for a commenter account
    (Not required to post comments, but will save you time if you're a regular commenter)
  • Log in using your existing account
  • Click here to edit your profile and change your password
  • All comments are subject to our Terms of Use

No Comments

Start the ball rolling by posting a comment on this article!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*