DAILY KOS: BLAKE PAGE – The War on Christmas, 2013: Battle Update Brief

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The infamous “War on Christmas” is in full swing this year with mortars being lobbed from each side. In this tense fray, one iconoclast has set out to eviscerate the cultural demi-god Santa Claus. Fortunately, Fox News host Megyn Kelly stood tall on December 11th to set the record straight. While refuting a proposition made by Aisha Harris that a racially neutral character might make a more suitable substitute for Jolly ‘ol Saint Nick, Megyn proudly reassured us of what we all know to be true: that Saint Nicholas is a portly white man with rosy red cheeks. Oddly, her truth does not align with history. Saint Nicholas was born in the village of Patara in what is now Turkey. Contemporary portrayals of the man indicate he was dark skinned, as we would expect from his Mediterranean descent. So how do these images compare?

After her enlightened racial re-assignment of the beatified Saint Nicholas, Megyn interjected a mention of Jesus’ true ethnicity:

Jesus was a white man too…he was a historical figure…I mean that’s a verifiable fact

While history tells us that Jesus was a Jewish man of Middle Eastern descent, revisionist and anthropological expert Megyn Kelly knows with certainty that he was in fact a fair-skinned, blond-haired, Caucasian just like her.

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  1. Bernard Valentin

    Funny how you call yourself the Military Religious Freedom Foundation, When you are against religious freedom. Couldn’t you have picked a better name that represents your agenda?
    How about these appropriate suggestions:
    •Military Foundation to Ban Christianity.
    •Military Foundation for the Promotion of Homosexuality.
    •Atheist for the Destruction of the American Military
    •Lonely gay men that hate everything in American Society
    •Who Cares what America was Founded on Society
    •We Make Money by Attracting Fellow Haters Society

    Feel free to contact me for further suggestion in case these relevant suggestions ones are not obvious enough…..

  2. Steve Tech

    Bernard… They are basically Obama’s extension of communist infiltration. Unlike the traditional communist, they are only against Christianity.

  3. Steve Tech

    Bernard… Those are excellent suggestions and quite appropriate!

  4. Bernard Valentin

    Good thing we are posting some comments on this site since nobody really follows this clown. Mikey is an angry little man that raised his right hand and swore to uphold the constitution. Funny how he now feels it is duty to destroy and systematically dismantle the same constitution he once swore to protect as long as his agenda of blocking all Christian activity and discourse is achieved. If he feel so strongly about the ‘evils’ of this country, why doesn’t he pay back the taxpayers for his ‘hate-filed’ education at USAFA? I certainly would never accept a free education from Mikey’s heros, Joe Stalin or Karl Marx.

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