How Many Jews?

Hey there Mikey. Quick question for you in honor of the Holiday Season.

(Q) How many jews does it take to crucify the Son of God?

(A) All of them. All the time. Everywhere. (jews have a nose for deicide)

Happy Easter Christ Killer.

(name withheld)


Response from MRFF Advisory Board Member Mike Farrell

Hey there, (name withheld),

Quick question for you in reference to the holiday season.

(Q) How would Jesus feel if he saw that a true Christian sent a stupid, ugly, bigoted, antisemitic comment to

someone he didn’t know, a comment condemning an entire people, of which he happened to be a member?


(A) Not too bad. He’d weep for the stupidity of the poor lost, demented soul who sent it, but he’d be comforted

in the thought that a true Christian would never stoop to doing such a thing.

Sleep well.

Mike Farrell

(MRFF Board of Advisors)


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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5 Comments

  1. Marshalldoc

    Happily, ‘deicide’, like blasphemy, is a victimless crime…

    Unhappily, bigotry perverts the bigot, and pollutes society.

  2. Dan Martini

    Why not lay out the facts behind the lie of jeebuzz? Start with birth, and travel to Bethlehem, Romans NEVER called for relocation of subject populations for cencuses, they were always held in the spring. Jeebuzz had NO historical mention until the “first hand” account was written 90 years after he didn’t happen. Until 150 years after the fictional birth there was no name, no birthday and no demigod powers. (Look up april10, 2027 where the mummy of Pius I was recovered, with pounds of writings discussing the relative merits, powers, names, etc. Point out that the Holey BuyBULL was put together under order of Constantine, comprised of books that agreed with each other (sort of) and we’re then voted on by the Eastern Roman government and scholars. Not to mention the entire rewrite ordered by gay king james. The entire religion, and Islam (told to mohhamed by Christian fictional archangel Michael) are bogus fictional stories told to scare the gullible and ignorant, and keep them that way. They are backed up by the “authorities” that benefit from the system. Abortion is OK in the BuyBULL if a man orders it on his wife and it’s performed by a priest, God specifically cares less about unborn fetuses than eating shellfish, and more about not eating shellfish than the LGBT community. It’s ALL in the Holey Buybull, all one need do is actually read it.

  3. Dan Martini

    2017 correction to earlier post.

  4. Convivencia

    Hello “Quick Question” and Dan Martini. So now you two are Mutt and Jeff without their affability.”Quick Question,” I think that you both have squirreled away some questionable brown shirt oriented magazines and/or sovereign citizen propaganda under your beds. What questions do you actually have about Christianity and Judaism? As for you, Dan, if you are a genuine Atheist,Agnostic,Deist, or a genuine Pagan, Buddhist or ascribe to any of the world’s many religions, who are you to become abusive to the LGBT community, Jews who keep kosher, women who choose to have abortions and Muslims? Dan, pay attention a bit more to details when you can’t observe common place practices of capitalizing as in “king james” and your questionable motive of referring to “Quick Question” when you wrote “Happily, ‘deicide’, like blasphemy, is a victimless crime…” You two work in tandem. MRFF already knows who and what you’re mocking.

  5. Convivencia

    This is an apology to Dan Martini and Marshalldoc. Hello “Quick Question,”Dan Martini. and Marshalldoc. So now you two “Quick Question” and Dan Martini are Mutt and Jeff without their affability.”Quick Question,” and Dan. I think that you both have squirreled away some questionable brown shirt oriented magazines and/or sovereign citizen propaganda under your beds. What questions do you actually have about Christianity and Judaism? As for you, Dan, if you are a genuine Atheist,Agnostic,Deist, or a genuine Pagan, Buddhist or ascribe to any of the world’s many religions, who are you to become abusive to the LGBT community, Jews who keep kosher, women who choose to have abortions and Muslims? Marshalldoc, pay a bit more attention to books that are important to some people who probably like you. I’m referring to your strange interpretation of referring to “Quick Question” when you wrote “Happily, ‘deicide’, like blasphemy, is a victimless crime…” I believe that MRFF might not agree with your stating that this is a victimless crime when it comes to books.

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