Mikey the turd muncher

From: (name withheld)
Date: June 3, 2019 at 2:09:21 PM MDT
To: Mikey Weinstein <[email protected]militaryreligiousfreedom.org>
Subject:Mikey the turd muncher
Reply-To: TODD CONSTANT <[email protected]>
Mikey is stinky turd muncher and needs a swirly in a toilet full of turds. Mikey really is a shit for brains.

Response from MRFF Advisory Board Member Mike Farrell
On Jun 3, 2019, at 4:07 PM, Mike  wrote:


(name withheld),

I suspect your name and your address here are fakes, but if not you’re even more ignorant than this message

suggests. You can’t be all that proud of sounding like an angry four-year-old, but I guess the intelligence level

necessary to send such a pathetic email makes the question of self-respect moot.


I’m sorry to have to waste time responding to such inanity, but I guess it’s worthwhile, if only to bring people’s

attention to the subterranean depths in which those who so fear Mikey and his work find comfort.


Mike Farrell

(MRFF board of advisors)

Response from MRFF Supporter Tobanna Barker

On Jun 4, 2019, at 11:38 AM, Tobanna Barker  wrote:

Dear (name withheld) –


I am writing in response to your June 3 email to Mikey Weinstein.  Although, I’m only assuming that is your name, since you attempted to sound scary by signing off as “We are may, we are legion, we are anonymous.”


So, there are two options:  (1) Your name is not Todd and your email address is misleading because you are too much of a coward to own your own statements, or (2) Your name really is Todd and you are too stupid to realize that your own email address made your ominous claim of being “anonymous” a joke…kind of like robbing a store while still wearing your work nametag.


Either way, I truly hope that you are actually a sixth-grader.  The thought of an adult essentially calling another adult a poo-poo head is just…sad.  I can’t even give you any real response to your email because you are incapable of saying anything intelligent.  Yet, I don’t think kids use the term “swirly” anymore, so…you might not be young.  In that case, I understand your decision to not sign your name – Nobody wants to admit to having such a limited vocabulary.


If excrement is your only language, my message to you is this:  Get your shit together.  The grown-ups have work to do.


Blessed be,


Tobanna Barker

MRFF Volunteer

Response from USAF Veteran and MRFF Volunteer

On Jun 4, 2019, at 9:01 PM,  Sandra  wrote:


Hi (name withheld),
You’re living up to your name – constantly presenting evidence through your massively unlettered messages, that your thoughts are not worth dignifying with a response.
Sandra Bell
USAF Veteran and MRFF Volunteer



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