MRFF Stops Christian Zealot Military Commander “Suggesting” Unit “Pray on Our Knees to the Lord” to Avoid Government Shutdown
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“On behalf of 26 members of our military combat unit I wanted to thank our local base MRFF Rep. for working so closely with Mikey Weinstein and the MRFF to stop our combat unit commander from ‘suggesting’ at every unit meeting for the last 2 weeks that all of us ‘should pray on our knees to the Lord to make sure our CongresMEN of spirit and faith pass a bill to keep our government from closing.’” — MRFF client
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I have a suggestion for this moron unit commander, Stop any kind or type of imaginary indoctrinated religions practice on a Secular military or resign and practice it in your building of ignorance, where it belongs..
The irony of a MAGAT Commander wanting troops to pray to a “woke” Savior to intercede on their behalf to stop MAGAT Republicans from shutting down the Government!
Jesus, the ironic stupidity is thick!
But that’s what you get with zealot Christian Nationalist Commanders!
Punish them under UCMJ Article 134, conduct unbecoming!
What are they going to do in combat? Throw down their weapons and suggest we ask our Jewish Savior to thwart an enemy advance?
The ignorance and stupidity is beyond the pale!
From a Commander no less! Typical MAGAT!
Putin/Trump 24!
And Marjorie Taylor, that bastion of Christian Nationalist hypocrisy, says Loyd Austin, the Secretary of Defense, a retired four-star General Officer, is leading the United States military into failure!
I mean , she’s been right on everything she says so far. You know, 911 was a hoax, the school shootings weren’t real, and Jewish space lasers caused the California wild fires! She railed against Nancy Pelosi’s Gazpacho police, you know, “The Soup Brigade!” Many other “Quoke” things she’s said that I’m sure are right, peodphilia, adrenochrome, the Clintons killed JFK Jr., you know what they are.
So maybe we ought to just make Marjorie Green the Secretary of Defense! Now there’s an idea. Her vast military experience, like her buddy Tommy Tuberville (no one more military than him, although he’s never served), she could make him Undersecretary of Defense! Get God back in the military where he belongs (and schools). You know, have troops say the Lord’s Prayer at every morning formation! And get all them other woke religions out of the military! There’s only one woke savior and that’s Jesus!
We wouldn’t have a border crises. She could just get those Jewish space lasers re-positioned to target Hispanics right in the middle of the Rio Grande as they try to get into the US! You know, set them on fire right in the middle of the river! Texas’ “Saw-Blade Abbott wouldn’t have to put buoys in the water with razor wire and saw blades. We could just incinerate them in the river! Problem solved! Although, not many like the smell of burning flesh quite like the Christian God! But it would make God happy. He’d be all-in I’m sure! You know, protecting the values of the Jewish Messiah!
She could even give classes on tantric sex and cheating on your husband with God’s blessings. You know, write a book, “The Christian Guide To Infidelity,” co-authored by Lauren Boebert!
No greater representative of Good Christian values than Marjorie Taylor! Brian Glenn, her current drag-friend ( with benefits), does love him some dressing up in drag! But, before you say anything bad about my girl, he dresses in “Christian Drag!” There’s a difference! One is drag, and the other is fag!
According to the New Testament, Tantricity 3:666 (in the caustic gospels), “Thou shalt not dishonor thy member whilst robed as another gender lesseth thee be covered by the skin of the lamb!”
And in Dooteruntoome 9:11 (again, caustic gospels), “Let thy liaisons be repented lest thy remnants of fornication be splashed against thy lips and thy mouth spew the stench of thy deeds for all to see!”
Ok, I’m in! Marjorie Taylor for Secretary of Offense!
No greater exemplar of Christian values!
GOP – Show Them The Door In 24!
The MAGATS in Congress lose their bid to shut down the Government! Couple that with the man-baby going to jail and I think we’ve turned the corner for saving Democracy in this country.
Kevin McCarthy finally grows some balls and says he doesn’t want to be a part of the MAGA crowd and, of course, the two trollops in Congress, Lauren Blowbert and Marjorie Conspiracy Green, on queue, throw their tantrums, right in line with their MAGA hypocritic oaths to “Do some Harm!”
The MAGATs wanted a 30% cut to Social Security (which you’ve paid into all your working life!), along with drastic cuts in the other 11 appropriations, with the exception of Defense, and jump up and down like spoiled toddlers crying about the national debt but didn’t say shit about increasing it by $8 Trillion dollars under Trump!
They increased the National Debt under Trump by 25%, a larger increase than that of all other Presidents combined! In the history of this country!
But now they’re deficit Hawks as they fondle crotches in public. You know, “Christians are so stupid they won’t even notice!” They’re mocking you!
I think the two trollops have demonstrated what “Good Christian Values” are. Have you had enough yet of the publicly demonstrated Christian Values from these charlatans? Coupled with Matt Gaetz’s antics with an underage girl, yeah, I think we get the picture.
To answer Lauren’s question, “Do you know who I am?” Yeah, we do! Now don’t let that door hit you in the ass on the way out!
Christians! For Christ’s sake! Don’t let these satanic imposters steal your religion and call you stupid right to your face! How much more “winning” can you take?
Take back your religion!
Show Them The Door In 24!
They don’t represent your values and never will!
OK Republicans.
Trump wants to be the interim Speaker Of The House!
Get on it! Call your reps and tell them you want him in there!
We already know, Trump WILL shut the Government down. He won’t fuck around! He’s done it before, he’ll do it again in a New York minute! He’ll get that border wall completed! He’ll stop the wasteful Meals-on-Wheels, institute a Government ban on abortions, not from conception, but a month before conception. He’ll ban abortions from the first date or rape, whichever comes first!
Christian education for your kids! Could get Lauren Blowbert to come read to them, you know, tell them about being at least 13 before sex.
It’s a shame Donald Little-Hands can’t be Speaker, what a fucking comedy that would be. I could drop watching SNL. I could just tune in to CSPAN every day for congressional coverage and laugh my ass off!
Most importantly, he’ll give Ukraine to Putin, and that’s what we all want anyway, right?
Putin-Trump 24!
“And Marjorie Taylor, that bastion of Christian Nationalist hypocrisy, says Loyd Austin, the Secretary of Defense, a retired four-star General Officer, is leading the United States military into failure!”
bahahaha yea because he did such a bang-up job in Afghanistan🤡
And who got us IN to Afghanistan? Hmmmm, seems like another Republican led and owned debacle as I recall.
Georgie boy went into Afghanistan to get Bin Laden. And who got Bin Laden? Oh, wait a minute, it was a Democrat!
By bang-up job, I assume you’d be referring to the Doha agreement Trump signed with the Taliban agreeing to pull all US troops out of Afghanistan by May of 21?
Just before he left office. Kind of a nice little parting gift to the Democrats. With no plans in place, just Trump being the insolent man-baby he is. Yeah, Trump did a great job in direct negotiations with the Taliban, completely bypassing the Government of Afghanistan.
Or Trump’s release of 5,000 Taliban prisoners? You know, the same ones that took over the country and attacked us?
Yeah, you and Marjorie Traitor Green ain’t the sharpest knives in the drawer but, I have to admit, you represent your party brilliantly! The Party of Stupid owes you two big time!
Remember Daffy Donald wanting to invite the Taliban to Camp David? On the anniversary of 911?
Republicans, today, want to give Ukraine to Putin! You know, Donny’s minder.
The Republican hits would be laughable were it not so much like the Titan implosion, with all of us on it.
I couldn’t give two shits less what you do to each other, but when you try to include the rest of the country in your little untested submersible, it’s time to say, “you just go on with your bad self. We’ll monitor the comms topside. Have a god trip!”
MAGATS – Traitors To The Core – Out The Door In 24!
Yeah, it is kind of amazing how people like the commander is advocating for prayer; yet, wears a gun to protect himself instead of relying on God to protect him.
G!!!! You are alive! In the time of pandemic I am not always sure of who made it. If it is indeed you (we’ve been plagued by copycats) I am very happy to see you here/now.
Nsjs and humans like them love to criticize how the USA leaving Afghanistan was handled without once mentioning the person responsible for negotiating the terms. So it’s those responsible for fulfilling the contract at fault? Why not the one doing the negotiating, who bragged more than once and even wrote a book about their amazing deal making skills?
Here’s a question which floats about my brain late at night: how exactly did the Afghanistan rebels know exactly the best place to strike as we were leaving? I mean there are general knowledge items but some of the attacks were precisely placed, implying they were provided information they should not have known. So who told them?
Asking for some friends who pointed out the interesting timing of leaked/stolen classified docs and the attacks.
Curiosity may have killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back.
3 in 10 U.S. adults say they have no religious affiliation.
About half of them identify as atheist or agnostic, and the other half say their religion is “nothing in particular.”
The shift away from religion is even starker among younger adults, with 43% of 18- to 29-year-old Americans responding “none,” when asked which religion they follow.
The trend is gaining momentum across the world, AP reports from several countries:
In Japan, 70% of people in Japan say they have nonreligious feelings.
Nearly 80% of Italians say they’re Catholic. But most view it as a tradition, with fewer than 20% attending services weekly.
Israel, a country with about 7 million Jews, is remarkably nonreligious: Just 33% said they practiced “traditional” religious worship.
43% of 18 to 29 year olds reporting as “None,” regarding religious affiliation, that’s near enough half of the target audience for military recruitment.
With military recruitment shortages continuing to grow, I think you’re going to find a DOD more sensitive to and protective of the secular nature of our military in defense of those with no religious affiliations.
You don’t have to be aligned with any religion to be a good man or woman. In fact, being Christian in today’s politically charged environment, wearing a Christian badge (Jan 6th insurrection) is not a badge of honor.
In different words, I think you’re going to see these proselytizing leaders in the military weed themselves out as they vocalize their faith, particularly to subordinates, to bolster their numbers!
The military is not going to put up with their senior leaders “selling” Christianity, particularly when 43% of their target audience couldn’t care less!
The idea is to get younger folks to want to make the military a career, not run them off!
“Believing in the Bible makes you a Christian, reading it makes you an Atheist!
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