MRFF Stops Christian Commander from Forcing Soldiers to Attend Mandatory Easter Sunrise Service — Soldiers Make MRFF “Battle Buddies”
“Very recently our commander ORDERED our unit to attend Easter Sunday sunrise services this weekend set for April 20. The commander stated that doing so would ‘show respect to one of the world’s great religions’ and that it was ‘mandatory unit spiritual fitness training.’ He also stated that failure to attend the mandatory sunrise services for Easter would be ‘disrespecting one of the world‘s great religions’ and ‘insulting to the Christians in our unit.’” — MRFF client writing on behalf of 61 soldiers in unit
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Big MRFF victory!
They, Christians, call it an immaculate conception but openly admit in their dogma that the “purity” is found in the “virgin” wife of another man bearing a bastard child, an adulterous coupling that produced a Jewish savior, if you believe the story.
Proving that gaslighting is not unique to MAGA, it’s been around for a couple of millennium.
But it’s easy to understand the MAGA affinity to gaslighting, their entire cult depends upon it. It’s also easy to understand their denial of science and learning. Lifelong learning in MAGA circles begins with Christian indoctrination into magical thinking, a skill that serves their masters well, and ends with the rinse-and-repeat inculcation of their progeny.
All of it to leave us right where we are today!
That Commander got his ass handed to him and now he’s MIA! Left pouting and plotting his Christian revenge.
When you show up on the radar of senior military leaders, they don’t have time for junior leaders creating problems where there weren’t any before!
The first rule of military leadership, “don’t make your boss have to bail you out for doing stupid shit.”
Particularly at a time where Trump is threatening military action – everywhere!
A Commander-in-Chief’s comments are not casual. It triggers war plans and movement planning in the DOD.
You can bet the folks at the Pentagon are staying busy, not only protecting Petey Hogsbreath from his own incompetence, but also dusting off and modifying war plans – a lot of them! You can bet the planners are working overtime right now!
We don’t know if this applies here but you can bet the senior leader that stopped this is saying, “For Christ’s sake. I’m up to my ass in alligators with southern border, insurrection act use of troops, Greenland, Panama, Gaza, Iran, Ukraine, Poland, Taiwan, Yemen, and you add to it over an Easter Sunday service? Goddamn it! That’s why we have Chaplains! Now get the fuck out of my office!”
Give him a fireman’s hat and a MAGA shirt that says, “I’m with stupid!” He’ll be OK!
Here’s hoping he gets relieved of Command, loss of confidence. Unfit to lead.
Support the MRFF!
Speaking of rising from the dead, one place that’s not going to happen, in national terms, is the United States!
It’s lost. Over. Finished. And it ain’t coming back!
Just one small example, the U.S. is revoking, at random, student visas for international PhD students, many in their final year of their programs.
So, instead of letting them complete their programs, and enticing them to remain here to help us build a better tomorrow for our own country, we’re kicking them out!
As well as cutting research money and withdrawing grant money from Universities that don’t show fealty to the dumbest mother fucker on the planet!
I’d rather see cuts to our military, particularly the 800 US military installations around the world in 80 countries, that deprive Americans of improvements in their lives. Beans or bullets – you decide.
The United States no longer has a functioning political system, witness the dumb ass in the White House having usurped Congress rendering them completely irrelevant, impotent, useless, ineffective, fealty to the throne their only job. Republicans in Congress scared shitless that Prime Minister Elon might primary them.
Globally competitive manufacturing is NOT coming back to America. That train left the station decades ago when corporate greed moved American jobs overseas because YOU are more expensive than labor in poorer countries.
For decades American corporations have enjoyed the success of manufacturing overseas, at your expense, while infrastructure, education, health care, and inequality here at home further deteriorates.
Congress wouldn’t say shit if it had a mouth full! It allowed it to happen, promoted it, all of it supported by lobbying, the U.S. government having been on sale for decades!
Trump wanting more coal in a green energy world for Christ’s sake! But he also wants you riding horses again to get your way around, witness his tariffs and the decimation of our own auto industry, who also have reaped the rewards of cheaper manufacturing abroad as they shipped jobs overseas.
Let’s hope the only thing that rises this Easter is the American revolutionary spirit that says, “enough is enough! We’re taking back our country!”
The United States today is of the billionaires, by the billionaires, and for the billionaires!
A dying empire. It will continue to deteriorate until “The People” decide that they’ve suffered enough.
For the cultists, that day may never come! Anti-vaxxers, dying of COVID, asked for the vaccine, on their death beds – but it was too late! They died!
“It’s a republic. If you can keep it!”
You asked for it MAGA. Reap what you sow!
You need a good sprinkling of Bible, sir.
Which parts, the ones you like or the ones you dont?
I kind of like the beating your slaves passage, as long as they don’t die within a couple of days, or the happy is he dasheth the little ones against the stones. How ’bout Lot screwing his own daughters, yeah, that’s a good one. Or where God kills everyone on earth in a great flood, prolly watching too much porn.
Turned Lot’s wife into a pillar of salt. Told that bitch not to look back! Damned women!
Which parts do you like Gary?
And then ….. you have Trump’s advisor in the White House Office of Faith, Paula White, grifting off the blessings you will receive when you give her $ 1,000 dollars or more!
Griftology. Wasn’t that also a passage in the Bible? Can’t remember whether it was new or Old Testament but Paula White’s got that White House grift machine spooled up! Just like her Daddy.
Wonder if she got in on that insider trading scheme the White House cooked up when Trump tanked the stock market?
I know Marjorie Taylor got a pretty good payout. Sold herself some treasuries and bought stocks. And, of course, Donnie himself telling everyone to buy DJT stocks just before he announced a 90 day pause on tariffs. Short the market then ride it back up! Good little money maker there.
This is a different kind of grift though. It’s in the name of God …. because God sho do luv him some money! He’s also a realtor. Look what he’s going to do in Gaza once Trump gets rid of them Palestinians. “Trump Gaza” I think he called it. Owned and operated by the good old USA. Get them troops ready. I wanna see that Trump tower he puts up! Prime real estate – deeded by God!
Better than “pay-for-play,” it’s “cash for blessings!” Christian cash, even better! No cocaine residue on them Benjamins. Or is there?
I think if Paula White prays over that money, the cocaine residue just disappears!
Just kidding. It’s all electronic. From your account to hers! Easy peasey.
I’ll bet if you gave her an extra thousand or two she’d speak in tongues for you! You know, the language God! The christian God!
Trump got him a “resurrection dance” going on the south lawn this Sunday. Big ole Easter bunny gonna be shittin some of them Trump golden eggs!
I hear the Trump Bible opens with, “let he without grift cast the first bitcoin!”
China call you yet Donnie? About them tariffs? What’s that? They know you’re holding deuce seven off suit? Oh snap! “Attention Walmart shoppers!”
Lettuce pray!
Gary Jones, you wrote, “You need a good sprinkling of Bible, sir.”
Two questions, if I may: whose Bible do you want sprinkled?
Second, what do you want that Bible sprinkled on? It wouldn’t go well on, say, an icr cream sundae . . . .
Hey Gary. Sounds like MAGATS down in Florida, specifically Florida State, needs a little sprinkling of Bible?
With his Momma’s service weapon, you know, having been a former deputy (his Mom).
Is he getting deported to El Salvador’s? Oh, sorry, he gets “due process!’ And ….. wait for it …… a presidential pardon?
You know, I mean, being a MAGAT, yeah, little slap on the wrist.
Probably shot a bunch of liberals so …..
Charges for Mama? Oh, wait a minute. You don’t have parental responsibilities in Florida to keep your guns away from your kids. Mama teach this boy to shoot?
Apparently pissed off ‘cause he couldn’t handle college? Got “drool” on his SATs!
Trumptie will let him go after Faux News spins it, you know, blame it on Hillary, DEI, and coke, er, I mean, woke! Prolly make him assistant deputy in ICE. Let him round up a few brown people for penance?
You know, the two that died were brown people?
Gary, you got anymore of those Bible sprinkles left for your involuntarily celibate MAGA friends? Better start sprinkling! The Orange Man’s got these boys hating on them brown people – again!
Florida House Bill 6007 is working to allow concealed carry on college campuses, you know, in case you get a grade you don’t like! You go MAGA!
Before I forget, lock them Palestinian protesters up. They’re carrying signs for God’s sake! MAGATS might get hit with words! Fucking dangerous! That fight or flight response kicks in. Especially if they’re more than two syllable words!
Let’s do the biblical thing and shoot him the same way he shot others! After a trip to Cecot in El Salvador! Let him hang out with MS13 for a while! Maybe make some new friends!
You know what happens when you burn a bridge with another country?
The other country builds a new bridge somewhere else!
The world is moving on while America, the one you used to love, self-isolated, is soooo fucked under Dumbass Donnie. Damage done. Irreparable. All trust gone – with everyone (except Israel, Russia, and North Korea), for decades. The orange man literally fucks up everything he touches, that 73 IQ reflected in that shiny Trump train coming your way. BTW, it ain’t stopping for you!
Enjoy your new poverty! Oligarchs will survive. You? Not so much! Show fealty – you might get a hand out!
Lettuce pray! :-)
lololol Gary triggered the whole room with one sentence. Hilarious
Silence is golden! Doing a little introspection? Watching that Trump train coming down the tracks? All that steam and tariff signs hanging off the cow catcher?
Happy Easter there Jism! You using real eggs this year?
Synergy, are you familiar with Jethro Tull’s classic 1971 album, “Aqualung”? Listening to “Locomotive Breath” reminds me of MAGA. Simply substitute “MAGA” for “the all time loser”.
Come to think of it, I should go give “Aqualung” a listen! After all, “He’s not the kind you have to wind up on Sunday . . . .”
Brilliant juxtaposition J.P. Love it!
I’m an old guy! Lots of memories there. Would have graduated high school in 73 if I hadn’t dropped out at 16, left home, and joined the Marine Corps at age 17 in 1972, as fate would have it.
Funny, I got State permission at 16 to take the GED, so gamed, unknowingly, a small part of the “system.” Graduated, from a legal perspective, a year before my peers as it turned out.
Hitch-hiked across the U.S. (could do that back then), and joined the Marine Corps in San Jose, California. Did a homeless stint for a while, slept in the quarter, tiny screen black & white TV chairs in the greyhound bus station till they ran us out, picked lettuce with the Mexicans in Salinas, CA to make a few bucks and, viola, after my first ride on a plane, found myself standing on the yellow footprints at MCRD San Diego. Life changed – posthaste! They wouldn’t put “atheist” on your dog tags back then, mine said “No Preference.”
Thanks for the time travel – it was a good trip!
“And the all-time MAGA, MAGA one by one, …. and it won’t slow down!” Brilliant!
It could easily be re-written to include “…. this knee will never bend, revolution sound!”
As they say in the Marine Corps, “death before dishonor!”
Thanks!
Very bad news for Trump. The Heard & McDonald’s islands, inhabited by penguins, have, in Penguinese, told Trump to “fuck off,” they don’t accept Trump’s tariffs!
I understand it did take a while to find someone that spoke the language. Apparently, there’s one penguin on the island that did some correspondence English language classes at Trump university before it folded, but apparently enough to learn a few swear words!
There is, however, a photo circulating. The penguins are holding up anti-tariff signs.
Yeah, they’re not happy Donald!
We haven’t heard from the seals on the island. Prolly won’t.
You should probably invade Donnie. Show them penguins what’s what!
Disrespected by a bunch of penguins! I wouldn’t take that Donnie! You should add to the tariffs. Show ‘em who’s boss!
“Humpty Twumpty, fables an all. Put tariffs on penguins and fell off the wall. Standing back up, Fox did spin, they’ve no money to pay, to his chagrin!”
Coming straight out of the office of the President of the United States! Mmm, mmm, mmm as Obama would say.
How’s them tariffs working out for you Donnie? Market down this morning another 700 points! Donald J Trump stocks worth a whopping $21 dollars a share! They’re overvalued! Got emoluments anyone?
Tesla stock down another 7% today. Hey, fuck Tesla, says Donnie. “Drill Baby Drill!” Amirite?
All those State pension funds and retirement savings, what’s left of them! So fucking find-out funny!
Hey, here’s one for you! Stocks are down – buy more? You know, ride it back up? :-) Yeah, keep us posted. Lettuce know how that works out for you!
You do know that States are on the hook for those defined benefit plans? Damn, sho nuff hate them higher taxes!
Got impeachment MAGA? Before he pulls off a seventh bankruptcy? Getting nervous? Got Valium?
Stay away from stock tickers and windows, especially higher than ground floor. Impulse is real!
Trump bragging, in typical word salad fashion (the boy ain’t all there), that he just completed a physical exam. 6 ft 3, 229 lbs. I mean, you can tell by looking at him, the boy is jacked in that girdle!
He says he insisted on a cognitive test. Couldn’t tell you anything about it, but he aced it! Just ask him, he’ll tell you! It opened with a memory component, “Tariff, Stocks, Crash, TV, Putin!” Yeah, he aced it!
But you gotta listen to Pete Navarro. He says he knows what he’s doing and you just gotta trust him!
Hang on a minute, they’ve got a remote feed through one of the portals. Is that the Titanic? Pretty murky, not sure. The audio’s terrible. Lot of popping noises! What’s up with that? I’m in the control room here with the Secretary of Commerce, Howard Nutlick. He’s laughing, says it’s completely normal. The SECDEF was here just a minute ago. I think he went topside with Kristi Noem to shoot a whale. Little Marco is asking JD about the popping sounds. JD’s only half listening, putting some eye liner on and talking about getting rid of Jerome Powell. Not many seem to be worried though, said something about they’ve got JD as back up – you know, just in case.
But yeah, the investment advice from the dream team seems to be “buy more while the market’s down.” Hey, I’m hearing it from the folks that are in the know!
Don’t tell them but I’m not getting in. Hang on, there’s a commotion behind me. Petey Hegseth looks pissed. Apparently Kristi Noem came back down with Corey Lewandowski. She’s got a Seal Team 6 outfit on but her make up looks a little smeared. Not sure what’s going on, she looks kind of guilty looking at her face. Now Stephen Miller’s yelling at a staffer. Something about a slip up. Somehow Elton John’s “Burn Down the Mission” got played over the PA. He’s going off, looks like the staffer’s about to cry! Poor guy. I couldn’t hear it, I’ve got a headset on. Fucking place is in turmoil! Oh fuck, here comes Elon! Wished he’d wear something besides that tech support shirt and them dark sunglasses. Someone said he’s on drugs! Fuck! Now Little Marco and Elon are arguing about something, pointing at the staffer. Goddamn! What’s going, Oh look, I think I see the titanic! Damn! That hull is popping! Glad I’m not on it! I wonder if they packed Donnie some extra depends?
Gotta go! Don’t say anything to the media but this place is a fucking zoo right now! No messaging either! Petey already got in trouble for that. Got his ass chewed pretty bad by Donnie, fucking media got hold of it. Donnie was pissed! I’ll keep you posted!
“Burn down the mission.” Got it in my head now! That staffer’s prolly gonna get fired!