Life

Published On: October 20, 2025|Categories: MRFF's Inbox|3 Comments on Life|

From: (name withheld)

Subject: Life

Date: October 19, 2025 at 8:47:52 PM MDT

To: Michael L Weinstein

Dear Lord,
You love Your child Mikey.It’s true because You have called me to give him Your Holy Word.In addition, You have called me to pray for him.

I sense Mikey is a very angry. Why? The reason is the father of lies has poisoned his heart. By the authority given to me by Jesus Christ I order each and every demon from the pit of hell to take their hands off this child of God. In Jesus’ Holy Name I pray.Amen.

(name withheld)

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  1. Synergy October 20, 2025 at 12:02 pm

    What other “authority” did Jesus give you?

    Would it be the same authority Jesus is giving ICE agents in terrorizing women and children across this country?

    I think he does it for sport, bored in Tenerife, 2000 year vacation not all it’s cracked up to be.

    If the creator of the universe is calling on you to help redeem Mr. Weinstein, then he ain’t that powerful is he?

    Why go through you when he could talk to Mikey directly? You eat magic beans or something?

    Or could it be that he’s busy doing other things like perfecting his “creation” formula? He still doesn’t have it quite right, which causes a lot of abortions around the globe (miscarriages). God’s way of correcting his mistakes. You know a “clean up on aisle 6” kind of thing.

    Also real busy in Gaza right now overseeing – the devil’s work?

    Next time he “calls you,” say hi for us!

  2. An old Soldier who doesn't support the MRFF October 21, 2025 at 3:33 pm

    Synergy shame on you for your blasphemy! You better pray for forgiveness because we all answer for what we do in this life.

  3. Synergy October 21, 2025 at 9:05 pm

    So, Old Chaplain’s Assistant.

    By the devine providence of your fictional bearded man-in-the-clouds you get to hurl insults without recourse?

    Because the author of the note to Mikey admits to delirium, hearing voices in his head, similar to your own condition, does not give you dispensation to force your magical thinking on others! You might get it thrown back at you.

    I take no quarter with your assertions of mystical communion with imaginary characters manifest as pure happenstance of the geography of your birth and scientific ignorance.

    “We all answer for what we do in this life?” Is that a “because the Bible tells me so?” Or do you talk to the dead as well?

    If you’d been born in the 17th century you’d have been at the front of the queue to burn Bruno at the stake for the heresy of the heliocentric model.

    How’s that saying go? “Don’t start any shit and there won’t be any shit!l

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