Mortar Messiah!!! MRFF Client Finds Poster of Jesus Firing Mortar Round Left in Combat Battalion HQ Building by Outgoing Unit
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“[M]e and a couple of the NCOs were going through some things in the work area of our BN headquarters here at (OCONUS U.S. military installation name withheld)and we discovered a poster of Jesus firing a mortar round that was left over by the previous unit that we rotated in to replace (X Battalion, XXth Infantry Regiment, XXXXXX Brigade Combat Team out of CONUS U.S. military installation). The building were we found it used to be the headquarters and headquarters company for that unit. This really concerned me that the previous unit would have something like especially considering the reports of commanders in the Middle East telling there soldiers that the war with Iran is a holy war …” — Active Duty U.S. Army NCO/MRFF Client
This is definitely offensive like the picture the MRFF showed of Jesus riding a rocket. What hypocrites the MRFF are
Old Soldier: That picture was most likely made by theocratic assholes like you who want to impose their phony perversion of Christianity by violence.
Tom O, it is SOOOOOO tempting to comment on the size of the round Jesus is pictured firing there, but I think it better to hold my tongue . . . I mean keys. Old Soldier might not be able to stand the stress.
I hear they’re changing the Marine Corps hymn:
“From the halls of Meshan HaKnesset
to the shore of Isle Hormuz.
We will fight in Zion’s Likud wars,
and hope that we don’t lose.
First to gather up Judeo guns,
always carry two or three,
Expendable guns are on the way,
from sea to shining sea!
When the orange man calls we’ll saddle up,
kiss the wife and kids goodbye.
If I don’t come back it’s no big deal,
we all have to die!
Epithets be written, mine will say,
not just Israeli toil,
No halcyon dream in Zion’s call,
just black gold we call oil!”
Donnie Silver Spoon was handed a fairly decent economy twice! And managed to fuck up both of them because it’s in his nature. Like his businesses, he fucks up everything he touches! The only winner? Him!
My philosophy is “you always get what you want because you unconsciously migrate toward that end. So, be llcareful what you ask for!
Like the scorpion begging the fox for a ride on his back across the river, the fox says, “no, you’ll sting me.” The scorpion replies, “I promise I won’t. I just want to get to the other side.” Off they go and midway across the scorpion stings the fox, the pain sharp. The fox asks, “why did you do that? Now we’re both going to die.” To which the scorpion replies, “because it’s in my nature!”
You just got stung MAGA. Pull out one of those end-time prayers. You’re going to need it!
The Orange Asshole just posted, “Robert Mueller just died. Good I’m glad he’s dead.”
Good Christian words and great condolences from the President of the United State. Words that truly reflect American and Christian values.
I’m guessing Melania and family won’t be surprised to hear those same words used again at some point in the future.
With a net zero jobs report, remember all those manufacturing jobs the orange Gumby promised? Ain’t happening.
With inflation rising, gas prices spiking, a hope for lowered interest rates in the toilet, and you believe the apricot asshole when he says this is only temporary? He’s a staple genus. He’d never lie to you would he? He said he wouldn’t! Seems like, wait a minute, “no more foreign wars?” Remember in the campaign when he said “Kamala will go to war with Iran if you put her in office?” Hmmm.
He says he “obliterated” Iran’s military but, somehow, Iran strikes Dimona, home to Israel’s nuclear infrastructure.
Your boy, in his latest “threat” post, gives Iran 48 hours to, basically, capitulate with the promise of going after Iran’s complete energy infrastructure, to include desalination, while posting pics of himself in his younger years standing in front of a Rolls Royce, you know, the working man’s car.
The Iranian response (my editorializing), “Madrat yeyk Khok,” “your mother’s a pig!”
Okay, my version of the response but the reply is basically, be prepared for the whole region to lose its equivalent energy infrastructure.
How can they do that with what the Apricot Asshole is saying is an obliterated military? Didn’t he destroy all their missiles? He said he did. What, are they using sling shots?
Someone’s lying here but, I know, it’s hard to figure out who, amirite?
The stock market, that proverbial barometer of the working man’s success, down 5,000 points since this unprovoked war started.
Even gold, another hedge for the working man (tongue in cheek) is down $500 dollars an ounce.
Donnie calling up Taco Bells, as we speak, trying to figure out how to get the Tesla dealership off the White House lawn!
Mutiny on the USS Gerald Ford owing to a mysterious fire in the laundry, takes a carrier strike group out of the equation? Doing an end round cut-n-run to Crete to get an interim maintenance fix just to be able to limp home for extensive repairs. Gotta have clean skivvies. Especially since the toilets are blocked up. I’m guessing your boys and girls on that carrier got kind of fed up with extended deployments, tired of being “suckers and losers” for the Epstein Class. Is that what they call “malicious compliance?”
Someone is lying to the American people. But who is it? It’s soooo hard to tell!
Donnie lifts sanctions on Iranian oil sales? In the middle of a war? Lifted sanctions on the enemy? There’s a one dimensional checker move from the staple genus! Why? He’s desperately trying to bring down the cost of oil, the metric that slaps his base right in the face every time they fill up. He forget to replenish the strategic petroleum reserve. Half empty. Oops!
Hang in there MAGA. Brace for impact but hang in there. Tighten your seat belt but remember, it’s only temporary. He’ll get you right where he wants you in short order!
Subservient and on your knees.
Without a pot to piss in! But hey, you like pots don’t you? Even if they leak!
The “Shitis Touch!” Everything he touches turns to shite right before your eyes!
While the biggest fraud in the history of the United States, Donnie Pedophile, denigrates the service of Robert Mueller, a former Marine Corps officer, a platoon leader in Vietnam, decorated many times over for service to country, bronze star for valor, Purple Heart, two Navy commendation medals, many other commendations, the bone spur draft dodging diaper boy is sending Marines to the gulf hoping like hell he has more than a few Robert Muellers in the group to carry out his deranged dreams of vicariously living through the service of real men.
Donald Trump gets the award for “most despicable on the planet.” A low IQ cretin. He is the pond where pond scum lives. A war criminal. A coward. A petulant child pretending to be a man. A convicted felon. In short, a cunt!
No Cunts rally next Saturday the 28th of March.
Repudiation of everything Trump is. Don’t forget you have 2nd amendment rights the republican Christians orgasm over after every school shooting!
What do you think his words will be when Marines are coming home in body bags?
“That’s what happens in wars?” As if he’d know anything about that.
He won’t meet any more bodies at Dover with his stupid fucking baseball cap on. He’ll send JD. He’s got parties to tend to at Mar a Lago. But that’s a good thing. His absence increases the dignity of the ceremony!
Nothing stops our holy Creator’s prophetically promised curse upon this “present evil world” of the wicked kingdom of brass (Greco-Roman unholy empire’s current ITERATION as the self-righteous cult of death/Catholicism’s Pope’s Militia of Luciferian Loyola’s Jesuits disguised in millions of various roles for world ambush).
Problem-Reaction-Solution using mole Jesuits including but not limited to:
Trump, Obama, Netanyahu, the Ayatollahs, King Charles, George Soros, Charlie Kirk, Bernie Sanders, fake cripple Greg Abbott, Tucker Carlson, Bruce Jenner in drag, FDR, Knight of the Golden Circle Jefferson Davis, Billy Graham, MLK, Douglas MacArthur, fake Christian John McArthur, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, JP Morgan, Spike Lee, man in drag Mel Trump, man in drag Mike Obama, Billy Carter, Richard Simmons, Chuck Norris, John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Jane Fonda, Elton John, Freddy Mercury, Bruce Dickerson, Ozzy Osborne, Hulk Hogan, Mike Ness, Ronny James Dio, Donnie and Marie, Cher, Barbara Streisand, Bono, the Kardashians, Mike Wallace, fake astronaut Buzz Aldrin, etc etc (the wretched list of Jesuit LARPs is seemingly endless including fake Jews, fake Muslims, fake Christians, fake non-conformists).
But if your name is written in your Book of Life, written before the formation of the world/formed only 6 thousand years ago, then you are prophetically promised by Lord Jesus Christ, the Word of God/KJV, to be miraculously transformed into a ZEALOT commandment keeper, by the grace of God alone, upon His chosen alone. Thou shalt not kill, but love thy enemy, for VENGEANCE is Christ the King’s alone. Want more TRUTH? Contact a real Kingsman/Christian Soldier/servant child of the Triune God: CraigWeisman58 at gmail, or 818.383.2704. May your name be written in the Lamb’s Book of Life, the predestined elect/chosen.
Craig,
Here’s a thought for you, “shove your delusional 6,000 year old written names right up the lamb’s ass!”
You need a doctor bro. Get you some Risperdal!