fatwa
From: stan
Subject: fatwa
Date: August 23, 2022 at 8:35:23 AM MDT
To: Michael L Weinstein <[email protected]>
Good morning, Mikey
As you are aware, I regard all religious beliefs as a form of superstitious madness.
Your celebrity creates an opportunity for religious crazies. You have reason for concern, and I share that with you. The very last thing that I ever want to see during the rest of my life would be your martyrdom. So I hope you will always take whatever protective steps are available to you to continue your valuable work, and leave the scene at a ripe old age by natural causes.
Forgive me for not praying.
Your life pal,
Stan
ninety-three Sept sixth