10/23/18 – MRFF HILARIOUSLY COVERED BY DUFFEL BLOG, U.S. Military’s Revered Satire Blog: “Air Force removes baptism from basic training graduation requirements”
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I’ve never truly pondered or appreciated the word “apoplectic” as I did after absorbing this arresting (I’m talking cardiac…) headline. HA! Holy Crap! I had visions of a wet Mike Pence and Mother in transcendental spasms, speaking-in-tongues betwix the halle-julia’s and christ jesus’ whilst administering a “go/no-go” baptismal requirement stop along the testing obstacle course required of new recruits to graduate basic training. F me in the A that was funny bordering on seizure. Ugh. Totally confused as whether I’m happy, confused, angry or entertained. I do know, however, that I need to change my underwear.