Crooks & Liars Covers Mikey Weinstein’s Open Video to SECDEF “Petey” Hegseth on Effort to Ban Military from Contacting MRFF
“We know exactly who you are. And who are you? You’re a misogynistic, mendacious, alcoholic, Christian nationalist piece of shit. So you stay in your lane, little guy. You’re not going to be able to do anything to stop what we’re doing.” — MRFF Founder and President Mikey Weinstein, open video to SECDEF “Petey” Hegseth
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- March 12, 2025 | 1 comment
Little Petey in his suit,
running the DOD.
His own mother says he’d be half a man,
were it not for misogyny!
Great response from Mr. Weinstein!
Hegseth, like his Daddy the Orange Man, completely unqualified to run a dog kennel, much less the most powerful military on the planet, in over his head the under statement of the millennium, will completely tank the abilities of a cohesive fighting machine, reducing it to a fictional shadow of its former self. The military relies on cohesion, the secret ingredient of our military’s strength, unity of command the glue that holds it together, not chaos.
The Orange man’s chaos on full display every time he opens his pie hole, staying his so-called tariffs on Canada, in itself a violation of his own agreement, the USMCA, for 30 days, and then, counter to his own pronouncement, slaps a tariff on Canadian steel and aluminum, contradicting his own words. The effect of tariffs are dependent on the elasticity of the demand curve, Canadian beef and energy being inelastic doesn’t bode well for the U.S. so, depending on what Canada retaliates with determines the hurt put on the U.S., all of it completely unnecessary, but, you know, orange is the new color of stupid! But, one thing is for certain, everyone knows more about economics 101 than the Man-baby does. “I know words, lots of words! I’m like, a staple genus!” Accordion hands.
And Hegseth gets his marching orders from this nut job, Daddy Donnie. How’d you think that’s going to work out for the military? While Hegseth runs around playing to the cameras, renaming military bases and gaslighting the American people about DEI and “wokeness,” our adversaries are taking notice …. and laughing! Disjointedness is a feature of the new Unified Command Theory of this clown show, a force easily manipulated to be used against us, much like the Man-Baby’s impulsive whims will be used against us in international relations.
Surprisingly, Marco Rubio is probably the only member of the cabinet that has half a head on his shoulders. How long you think Rubio’s gonna last in this administration having to play “clean up on aisle four?” Just the look on his face when he has to make shit up to cover for the orange buffoon is priceless, very telling, his thought bubble, “how the fuck am I going to spin this one?”
They get a ceasefire deal put in place in Gaza and then immediately break it with threats of “all Hell breaking out on Saturday” if all hostages aren’t released, in violation of their own agreement to release hostages, trade hostages (Palestinians in Israeli jails without charges). Not to mention the Man-Baby is Hell bent on getting rid of 2 million Palestinians, evicting them from their own land, trying to bully Jordan and Egypt into taking them so they can get on with their Riviera of the Middle East project and a couple of Trump hotels. How do you think that’s going to work out?
So, on Saturday, at 12 noon, the U.S. takes over from Israel in bombing the shit out of Gaza? Really? Like the Palestinians haven’t already experienced bombing as a tool to ethnically cleanse them from their own land – and there’s still two million left with more Hamas fighters than they started with? So, the U.S. now actively sharing in the war crimes?
The dumb mother fuckers are smoking crack!
What’s Petey boy gonna do? Put U.S. troops in Gaza after the bombing stops?Bring some US body bags Petey! Get a few Fox Entertainment hosts to meet those bodies when they come back home – you know, respecting dead U.S. troops and all! Why Fox hosts? Because Elon will have cut burial details from the budget! You think the Orange-man’s gonna be there? Ivanka might show up like she did last time – bring your kids to work day and she just never left!
The world knows the United States can’t be trusted. Their word means absolutely nothing! ALL countries currently doing business with the US now scrambling to find other trade outlets to mitigate the U.S. fecklessness.
Now they want to purge all black and brown people from the U.S. military? All you Christian moms and dads, get your kids ready to go! Oh fuck, they can’t do a pull up? Their Christian emasculated little gamer asses too fat to get up off the couch much less do a pull up?
Yeah, good luck MAGA. Off you go. On your bike!
Tell Petey he might need a few of those “woke” Generals to help navigate the insanity. Oh fuck, he already fired them? Never mind, tell them civilian logisticians they need to do the planning for a few contingency operations in Gaza, Panama, Greenland, the southern border, Canada, and Iran. Oh, wait a minute. Didn’t he just get rid of 60,000 federal civilians! Oh snap! Fuck it! Call in the Coast Guard!
Tell the Army Corps of Engineers to dust off their bulldozers and get ready. Gonna be needing them in Gaza. What’s that? Elon sold them at auction – you know, government waste?
Did you see the King of Jordan when Trump talked about Jordan taking the Palestinians? Too fucking funny! Yeah, that ain’t happening! Something about, “the land belongs to the Palestinians and … the Palestinians ain’t leaving!”
Get out your popcorn. Live play-by-play on Fox Entertainment, Saturday, the 15th, 12 noon EST, the U.S. bombing of Gaza! Doocy & Hegseth gonna be providing the commentary? B-52s & F-15E Strike Eagles live from Al Udeid Air Base, Qatar. Be There! It’s going to be wild! “Brought to you by Bud Light!”
Full on Idiocracy! Sad but funny as hell to watch! You know what Trump and his cabinet picks got on their SATs? Yep, you guessed it – drool!
The Orange toddler and his MAGA minions keep telling themselves they won an overwhelming mandate… with less than half the popular vote! But, the gaslighting continues with the favor going to team blue in that it fuels the MAGA morons into a sense of exponential idiocracy, self destructive, the results unfolding before your very eyes, in real time, the outcome destroying the lives of the minions that voted for him.
Got eggs anyone? Too funny. Got lower gas prices? Lower interest rates? Got mortgages? It’ll be cheaper for you to buy a property in Gaza once they get it cleared and get rid of those pesky Palestinians! :-)
So, with an underwhelming “man date,” euphemism for the orange boy’s appointees, MAGA minions in the Find Out phase. Price of poker going up! Most can’t even meet the ante! Hard to play when you can’t even get into the game.
As Paul Simon sings, “Slip Sliding Away! The nearer your destination, the more you’re slip sliding away!”
Enjoy the ride!
For the rational, BDS is real (Boycott, Divestiture, Sanctions)!
Boycott- Canadians boycotting US products – we need to do the same, as much as possible. Check the labels, food, clothing. If it’s made in the U.S., don’t buy it (not hard to do considering we don’t make much). Put off major purchases, cars, household appliances, know the source of what you’re buying. Don’t buy a Nazi salute – Tesla!
Divestiture – minimize travel and purchase of gas, impact to US fossil fuel industry. Know the company. If it’s team Red, don’t shop there! Places of business – team Red, don’t use them!
Sanctions – vote blue federal, state, local. Participate! If you buy stocks, consider foreign markets. Example: China EV cars and semiconductors – BYDDY, TSMC, AMSL, CATL, can purchase in the over the counter markets, as a few examples. Tell your church leaders you’re not going to play the Christian Nationalist game! Call your representatives’ offices! Make them hear you! Ask them about the advertised new prosperity. Where is it? Rents, mortgages high, utility rate hikes, consumer goods too high, health care costs, keep the pressure up!
While it may sound counter intuitive, no pain, no gain. They’ll eat themselves anyway but, help it along so we can all get on with a better tomorrow. Fuck the “temporary pain” bullshit you hear from Trump and Elon’s pie holes! Make them feel it! Tell your representatives, “let Trump’s tax cuts expire!” They don’t help you anyway! Higher corporate tax rates, not lower! Trickle down only works with Golden Showers! Eliminate the cap on payroll tax! Make the wealthy pay their fair share of social security taxes! Many are paying taxes for public schools without having children in schools! States are now giving that money away to private and home schooling! If the rich don’t pay social security, why should you pay for schools?
Fuel the madness – they’ll eat themselves. Apparently, the new MAGA identifier being used is an OK gesture formed with the hand, thumb and index finger forming a circle with three fingers extended, hand pointed down forming an “M” for MAGA,
the circle representing an asshole (pointed up becomes white power, be sure to point down). Subtle gesture for pointing out the MAGA assholes you may encounter, the cretins, takers, cesspool dwellers, the delusional. They can’t be helped but they can be identified! Easy when they’re wearing their red hats!
Will someone, for the love of God, please change Donald Trump’s diaper?
I’m hearing the oval smells like diarrhea! Our folks are used to it but when you bring foreign dignitaries in … I mean, you could read the King of Jordan’s thought bubble, “what’s that fucking smell?” See the grimace on his face? Looked like he was about to throw up!
Anonymous reports afterward that he went straight to the restroom to gargle and then outdoors to clear his sinuses.
They got to get a handle on Donnie’s incontinence, especially with visiting dignitaries.
But, as a logistician, I checked the inventory levels for a range of bombs – we have plenty in stock for this Saturday’s Gaza Bowl kick off. Also have plenty of body bags for the troops-on-the-ground phase that comes later.
On a side note, you ever see one of those Palestinian kids run by a collapsing building? Goddamn those little fuckers can run! They can get by a bombed building before the 4th story hits the ground!
OK, but remember the “careful what you asked for” warning? All you Palestinian Americans in Michigan and Pennsylvania that voted for Trump? Your boy is deporting two million of your family members, brothers and sisters, so he can build the Riviera of the Middle East! Without them in it!
Not only is he moving them out, he’s first going to bomb the shit out of them again, taking over for Israel, you know, the IDF is plum worn out and needs a break, but he’s going to do it with zero compensation! Nothing, nada, zilch – you heard him in the oval, “we’re taking it!”
One little snag though. Someone’s got to go in there and physically remove two million people. Or, you could starve them I suppose. I’m thinking 50,000 US troops ought to do it. Run three shifts, set up a temp morgue for US casualties, mass graves for Palestinians or, cremation. Is that the way the Germans did it?
Anyway, don’t forget, the kick off is on Saturday, 12 EST.
Oh, Jordan and Egypt? They ain’t taking Palestinians! Trump says he’s going to sanction them for not giving in to his Riviera plans, but they don’t care. They ain’t playing.
One solution – Put them in Wyoming! Oh shit, I forgot, they’re brown! Might get ‘em confused with Mexicans. Make ‘em wear a star and crescent on their shirts! That’ll do it!
Oh, someone tell Petey to get those planes ready in Qatar. Kick off on Saturday! We’re also gonna bomb Yemen on the way over!
God damn, you guys are absolutely fucked. Fuck around phase over, now pending the find out part. Not going to end well for MRFF.
The orange baby pushing Canada to sell oil and natural gas to …. Europe! New alliances being formed now that the U.S. has isolated itself from the entire rest of the world!
Let us know how that works out for you Donnie! Get them MAGATS in line. They’re still bitching about egg prices!
MAGATS – Self eating bacteria!
lmao Canada ( the most pussy Country in the world) alliance with Europe? Go get em’ tiger! Good luck when you need military assistance!
SynerYawn, there’s two things you should know here. First Canada has been at the leading edge of peacekeeping missions for the UN for much of the UN’s history. They’ve been a loyal partner in NATO. There are a LOT of countries that know better than mess around with Canada. And if it comes down to siding with one country or the other in a conflict between the USA and Canada, I suspect the other NATO countries would come to Canada’s aid in a hurry.
Second, Mr. Sneeze and his puppet master will undoubtedly do their best to prevent service members and DoD civilians from having MRFF defend their rights to religious freedom, but the Sec Def and his string pullers will ultimately fail. The reason? The Constitution makes it clear that people have the right to the legal representation of their choice in such matters. So unless the Constitution’s changed, MRFF will continue representing the Americans being subjected to illegal pressures to worship according to their superiors’ wishes.
And, as they’ve proven repeatedly, MRFF will win.
One more thing, though . . . we’re rapidly reaching the point where the rest of the world may realize what I realized a quarter of a century ago: that they can get along without America. Should they choose to isolate the USA, there would be nothing we could do to make them pay attention to us.
So put that in your America-centric pipe and smoke it!
Ooooo, you did not just diss Canadian warriors! The Canadian Armed Forces and Royal Canadian Mounted Police are known world wide for their fierce but polite demeanor. If necessary they will end a person, politely of course because that’s who they are as a nation but you are still very much ended.
May you discover the error of your ways troll, sooner rather than later. Politeness doesn’t equate to anything except their mama raised them correctly.
Either our troll’s mama didn’t know/care to teach them or they tried and the troll was a troll, too dense for the light of education to penetrate.
Or, why not both?
J.P., I suspect the rest of the globe is just fine to let us stew in our own juices. Especially now since the oath breaker is in the Oval office again and making noise about withdrawing from organizations intended to make life better for all humans.
Short sighted in my opinion but I’m an old without power so there is that.
At the time of writing the FOTUS wants to close down NOAA (can’t have the terms climate and change backed by data and facts) and FEMA, preferring the states take care of their people after a natural disaster.
And disasters there will be. Last year racked up 1,735 tornadoes with several outbreaks of 20 – 30 tornados crossing multiple state lines. So sure, states got this and have already set in place agreements to share resources. Yeah, right.
If only there was an agency to work with all the variances between state governments. Oh yeah, there was and the FOTUS disbanded it.
People are going to die horribly but hey, price of eggs, amirite?
In response to a reporter’s question, Elon, from the Oval Office, with his four year old in tow, telling MAGATS, “hey, this is what you voted for!”
But the funniest two parts came from Little Elon who looks Trump right in the eye and says, “you’re not the president!” And followed it with, “hush your mouth and go away!”
Wonder where he got that from?
Trump “resolutely” sitting there not saying a word looking like Elon’s little bitch while Elon addresses a world audience!
Now that is some funny shit! LMAO!
The Dem’s new tag line for the MAGAT Klan, “Hush your mouth and go away!”
You just cant stand all the winning! It’s beautiful!
Troll states we just can’t stand all the winning. OK, I’ll bite even though I have no teeth.
What winning is the troll talking about? And let’s be clear, this talking point isn’t unique to our troll here – all of them are saying this without naming anything that is a ‘win’ for the USA.
Oh, I know, they mean getting rid of woke in the FAA?!
Is that why after fifteen years of no aircraft crashes the USA has experienced a rash of episodes, many resulting in loss of life? Is that why a freaking aircraft carrier crashed into a civilian cargo ship in the Med?
I think seriously think removing woke didn’t do what they thought it would do and many really need that wake up call.
So campaign promises were kept when the price of eggs went down? Nope?
Oh yeah, bird flu which more citizens would know about except the FOTUS admin took down the websites agencies used to communicate with citizens. From what I’ve been able to glean the flu outbreak has spread to cows, not a good sign, just saying. Large numbers of flocks have had to be destroyed but yes, winning, sooo much winning.
Now, I know the FOTUS isn’t responsible for all these things happening but we aren’t playing by my rules. We must play by MAGA rules, meaning if something is wrong it’s the party in charges fault. I mean, that was how the game was played during Biden’s admin so goose/gander same sauce?
Are you done winning yet troll?
Grey One, FEMA is one of the priorities for me: I’ve spent most of my working life in emergency management in one form or another. 12 years as a Disaster Preparedness Technician in the USAF and another 3 years and 9 months as the Emergency Services Director for a large American Red Cross chapter in Central Texas gave me a deep appreciation for what FEMA does. Getting rid of FEMA will undoubtedly result in a tremendous amount of fraud, waste and abuse. I’m working on a letter to my Representative in Congress detailing why getting rid of FEMA is a really BAAAAAD idea.
If anyone’s interested, I’ll be glad to share my talking points with you. Drop me an email and I’ll be glad to send you a copy.
That said, much of the same applies to NOAA. Contracting this function out to a commercial firm isn’t a very good idea: we need an organization that can speak with a singular voice and provide the American people the information they need to make proper decisions in the face of pending disasters. So I’ll be working on that next.
My counter to saving FEMA is that it’s primarily the red states that get FEMA money, with the exception of California, “socializing” the cost of the hazards of choice.
With MAGATs always railing on about “states rights,” let the red states take care of their own emergencies. They choose to live there with full knowledge they’re in a disaster prone area. You know, “My state, my choice!”
You mention Texas. With Sawblade Abbott pushing for public education money going to private “for profit” and home schooling? Education money following the child subsidizes the wealthy. As well as many other red states that are on the “parents choice” education train. The MAGATs ask, “who knows better than parents the education their children need?” Oh, I dunno, educators? People that go to school to learn about things like cognitive development, methods, learning modalities, delivery systems, etc.
Texas has the sixth highest rate of bullying, and the eighth highest dropout rate in the nation. The state ranked No. 34 for its median ACT scores, and No. 40 in the nationwide ranking of median SAT scores. 73% of Texas schools are underfunded (intentional?). Texas doesn’t believe in natural resources unless, of course, it’s oil!
Their tech industry? Imported! From California and overseas. Very telling. Tesla having received Billions in government subsidies.
Many Red states are pushing back child labor protections, prioritizing work over school. Someone has to replace those nasty deported immigrants!
Much like healthcare. Heaven forbid we “socialize” the cost of medical care.
FEMA? Give them what they want – state’s rights – the right to pay for their own natural disaster calamities, a result of personal choice in terms of where they choose to live! You know, FREEDOM! “USA, USA, USA.”
When they’re eating themselves – let them!
Speaking of the Government’s Department Of Greedy Eunuchs (DOGE), headed by the biggest Eunuch of all time, Elonia, they just fired over 300 of our nuclear arsenal overseers and then, realizing they made an oopsie, rehired them back? Or, at least some of them. But which ones?
That’s what you get when you put Eunuchs in the White House. Eat ‘em up MAGA!
Oh, by the way, the Orange Man says he got rid of BRICS! All he had to do was put out a tweet. He wasn’t sure if China was in the BRICS, but he got rid of them.
Um, yeah, trying to think ahead a bit, when BRICS brings the world off the dollar as the reserve currency …. Oh snap, the dollar is worth less? I better invest in some different currency!
Wonder if Trump’s Bitch Coins will be worth anything? Anyone know where to buy them?
Can you buy eggs with Bitch Coins? How ‘bout Diet Coke? Anyone know?
OK, I think I found it! You can’t buy them yet but the domain “Trumpsbitches.com” has been bought. I think that’s where your gonna be able to get some inflation-fighter Trump Bitch coins.
Just a little unraveling here. The Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company, TSMC, produces 70% of the world’s micro chips, now down to the 2nm mode, the latest AI propelling microchip, to be mass produced in mid 2025. They got to 2nm in July of 2024, already working on the 1.8 nm chip and designs for further reduction in size, which means more powerful AI.
They’ve invested heavily, with US subsidies, in a FAB in Phoenix, AZ, a 1,100 acre facility that will pump out 4nm chips soon and two more fabs on the horizon, also in Arizona, mid and late decade, Apple to be its biggest customer, an investment of $65 Billion +. Although, DeepSeek didn’t need the newer technology to wipe over half a Trillion from the U.S. stock market with a $6 million dollar AI version of their own.
But, what happens if China takes over Taiwan? Oops! So ……. TSMC becomes owned by China? With TSMC fabs in Arizona? Is that stealing intellectual property? Naw, can’t be. Only the Chinese do that.
Oh, before I forget, I’ve been checking the feeds for Trump’s noon deadline for releasing the hostages from Gaza – all of them. I know the Orange Man released the hold on 2,000 lb bombs for Israel but I thought he said, “all hell was going to break out” if ALL the hostages weren’t released.
Goddamn it! I had my popcorn ready! I mean, there’s just nothing better than watching 2,000 lb bombs being dropped on people that have already been bombed!
Apparently, they did a planned hostage/prisoner exchange, in accordance with the cease fire agreement, kind of anticlimactic.
Is Netanyahu going soft or what? Maybe Elonia told Trump not to do it until they get the Dept of Nuclear Security folks re-hired.
Kind of disappointing with football season being over. Saturday entertainment on the wane this time of year. Was looking forward to some bomb-porn. That new series on Gaza, “Let’s Get Ready To Rubble!”
Something tells me though, if China takes Taiwan, the supplier of 70% of the world’s semiconductor chips, “all Hell’s going to break loose!” NOT! Trump will only push around countries he knows aren’t going to push back, his school yard bully tactic.
So, the U.S. can threaten take over of Panama, Greenland, and Canada. The Russians can take over the Ukraine. The U.S. can take ownership of Gaza, you know, for its resort value, deporting two million Palestinians, but the Chinese can’t take over Taiwan? Sorry, my head just went into a logic loop.
But the real truth is that Trump’s not going to do shit if China takes over Taiwan and China knows it. They’re “Biden” their time until they can get the new world currency ready to go and alliances grown to a level of sustainment, giving the U.S. more rope to push more and more countries into the Chinese camp! Trump’s doing a stellar job of it too! Pushing our allies into new agreements with the Chinese, you know, Belt and Road, the “Delete America” campaign, the “electrification” of the world (with Chinese attributes), new trade agreements with China by former U.S. allies and partners. U.S. tariffs? Who cares, we’ll sell to the Chinese!
The U.S. doesn’t threaten nuclear-armed countries. It threatens little guys, you know, like Palestinians, although, those Palestinian kids can sling some fucking rocks! That’s a dangerous place! You could be an Israeli tank Commander with your head out of the turret of a Merkava tank and get hit in the head with a rock! Frickin dangerous!
China WILL take Taiwan, just a matter of time.
We’ll need more troops! Maybe Elonia will bring back the draft. Gonna need it once they purge those black and brown people out of our military. They’ll have to lower the standards. Hard to find a white Christian kid that can do a pull up.
Kind of disappointing not seeing those B-52s we sent to England being used this morning on Yemen and Gaza.
The Old Orange Man seems like he might be going a little soft! Melania says he’s been that way for years, although, it, apparently, was hard to tell, little hands an all.
Canadians doing their “Patriotic Shopping,” promoting USA product boycotts.
OK Donnie. How’s them tariffs working out for you little guy? Too funny.
MAGATs already feeling the pinch, wholesale average cost for white eggs, $8.99/dozen.
Got eggs anyone?
U.S. automakers ‘bout ta find out! Many of their vehicles made in Mexico and Canada and the Orange Dufus “talking” of putting 25% tariffs on Mexico and Canada to, I dunno, protect US automakers …. from themselves? Oh, I forgot, GM and Ford are going to immediately close down production in Mexico and Canada and move those facilities back to Dearborn so they can make inferior products at a higher cost in the U.S.!
You know, kind of like they’re doing getting rid of brown people, the folks that feed the nation? Maybe get some Christian kids out there in those orange groves. Will cost more – higher wages and they take a lot of breaks!
Well there’s some Clockwork Orange logic for you.
So, when GM talks about their 4th Qtr earnings using terms like “positive variable profit,” where they exclude fixed costs, the interpreted meaning is, “we’re fucked!” GM production in China extremely inefficient, they’ll be closing facilities in China in 2025, writing off billions in losses, unable to compete.
And of course, the scramble by U.S. automakers to roll out inferior electric vehicles but, the Orange Baby hates electric vehicles (except for Elon’s Nazi-mobiles), you know, drill-baby-drill!
Maybe the Orange Man can get Ford or GM to make him a few armored clown cars to replace the presidential fleet, save a few bucks. I’m surprised Elon hasn’t already recommended it. Well, he did offer to produce a few armored cyber trucks for the military for $400 million, sole source, non-competitive bid. You know, Make Elon Great Again!
China has already countered tariffs with their own tariffs on coal, natural gas, ag equipment and large engine cars (China doesn’t need them but does throw a little wrench into US automakers).
But, what do you get when you run a shit show? Maybe they should hand out nose plugs!
Drink up MAGA! Comedy alive and well in the good ole US of A! The down side? The joke’s on you!
Anybody got any eggs? We’re running out down here in lower Alabama!
Trumpie and the Screw You tour! Coming to a town near you!
So, Trumpie and the Crew soar over the Daytona 500 in an flyover and then do a motorcade lap around the track (did he go to church today?) while Kentucky and West Virginia ask for disaster relief money from FEMA. Fe-who? says Trumpie.
“Naw, we’re gonna let the States handle that. They can get it done for half the price! Elon is already cutting FEMA up into little bitty pieces and he’s doin a job the likes of which no one has ever seen! You know, they were sending $100 million worth of condoms to Hamas! I’d love to talk but we’re doing a lap around the track before the race starts. Where’s my fireman hat?”
NASCAR unveiled an electric prototype built by Ford, Chevy, and Toyota using a Swiss battery, unveiled in July of 2024. NASCAR has a net-zero emissions goal of 2035, but ….. there’s always a but, the Chinese already have the fastest electric, the BYD Yangwang U9, 1,300 hp, 243 mph, 0-60 in 2.3 seconds. So, damit, we had to go outside the country for a battery for NASCAR’s prototype? Is Trump gonna put tariffs on Switzerland? You know, Schengen Agreement ties?
Yeah, Governors may have Kristi Noem on speed dial for FEMA money but …. couldn’t be reached, out hunting for some unruly pets to shoot!
Eight people dead in Kentucky from the winter storms and West Virginia, well, they’ve been well fucked for quite awhile. Something to do with coal!
But, you know, flyover at the Daytona 500! Woohoo! USA, USA!
Anybody got any eggs? Tom Homan deport the Mexican chicken pluckers?
The ramblings of TDS on full display. Oh my god eggs! Theres nothing else to eat but eggs!
Trumpie, in his first role as Proven von Schittsinpants, negotiated, in his own words, “the greatest trade deal in modern history,” having scrapped NAFTA and implementing the USMCA (NAFTA re-branded – he likes his name on other people’s work).
And in Schittsinpants the sequel, he violates his own agreement, threatening 25% tariffs in March for Mexico and Canada – which he won’t do but he’s threatening still. Tariffs on Canada and Mexico will decimate our own auto industry, struggling as it is. Not to mention, Trump’s a pussy, all talk! Operated that way his whole life.
The only one dumber than the Orange Man is his base, the cretins that buy the shit that rolls out of this dumb motherfucker’s mouth!
To call him an idiot is severely undervaluing idiocracy.
His tariff and takeover tantrums on the world his substitute for being unloved as a child, those memories haunting everything he does to this day.
He’s now saying Taiwan stole our semiconductor chips! “And they better bring them back!” Or else he’s going to put a 100% tariff on everything that comes out of Taiwan! Ohhhhh, so scawy Donnie!
Good job Donnie! Next he’ll be threatening to invade Taiwan! Taiwan will soon be asking China to bring them back into the fold!
Elon has obviously been telling Trump about chips – Trump thought they were something that came out of a grocery store! “The chips are so good, just the right amount of salt!” Accordion hands.
Everyone knows the U.S. can’t catch up to China technologically so – we’ll steal the technology! TSMC already making major investments in Arizona, one FAB completed, gonna produce 4nm chips this year, two more FABs planned. But – not if Taiwan belongs to China!
Intel? Way behind, will never catch up.
The current path we’re on is asinine. Instead of an adversarial role with China, we should be fostering a partnership role with strengthened trade relationships, technology sharing, and common goals for the benefit of the planet.
But, of course, the Christian Right Neo Cons in this country are going to triple down on their own ignorance in fealty to a mythical Jesus that’s coming back to judge the living and the dead, and they’re doing everything they can to make sure we’re all dead!
Dumbest motherfuckers on the planet, bar none! As Trump says, “and everyone knows it!”
Anybody got any eggs out there? Or chips?
The world knows the Orange Man and his tactics. Their method of negotiating? Give him a fireman’s hat! In other words, give him something without giving him anything! Something he can wear for the cameras.
Too easy manipulating the world’s biggest toddler!
He’s got himself surrounded with a bunch of miscreant tough-talkers, you know, the kind that wouldn’t hesitate to get your sons and daughters killed – send them off to some little fake skirmish against a tiny little country that can’t defend themselves. A few of our boys and girls will come home in body bags but, they already have the Dover delegation ready to go, meeting them as their caskets come off the plane, maybe Kristi Noem on the tarmac dressed in one of her fake military uniforms, do a little PR camera visit with the families, routine stuff. Throw in a few lines about Patriotism, God and country – as they slide your wallet out of your pocket and borrow a couple more Trillion for an even bigger defense budget.
You know who he won’t fuck with? China! Russia! North Korea!
He might bomb Iran (doubtful), as a favor to Israel, but he damn sure won’t put troops on the ground. And neither will the Israelis. They want American boys and girls fighting for Israel.
So, we already know his military moves. Hide and watch. See if he doesn’t fuck with a few little guys, you know, those that can’t fight back where he can get in and out with an aerial campaign, drop a few million pounds of bombs, and no troops on the ground. All the while gaslighting his way in MAGAritaville, convincing his base how tough he is! Sooo funny! Petey Hogsbreath jumping up and down like a little terrier. “We got ‘em boss, we got ‘em,” Fox Entertainment showing the highlights over and over again in case you missed the talking points the first hundred showings.
The world has read that book. Let him think he won the game and watch him tear down the stadium! Too easy!
Well on our way. Titanic here we come!
Keystone Cops a SWAT team by comparison!
Coolstory, you do realize that “TDS” or “Trump Delusion Syndrome” is actually the name of a psychological condition in which people are convinced that Donald Trump does things to benefit anyone other than himself, don’t you?
You also realize that the re-inaugurated President campaigned on the issue of high grocery prices . . . emblemed by the price of eggs. So, yeah . . . eggs are appropriate things to mention.
Trying to get the MAGA proletariat to see beyond the end of their noses is like trying to get a bag of hammers to build a house.
Given that pretty much our entire current standard of living relies on China, one would think we’d be building that relationship rather than doing everything we can to rip it apart, painting China as the proverbial boogeyman. Trump started the trade war with China in his first version of autocracy and Biden continued it – on steroids, adding to EV tariffs with Trump, once again, adding more to the vilify China effort, pushing more countries into the China camp with his threats to friends and allies around the world. Why?
It won’t end well for the good ole U.S. of A. His attempts to “force” manufacturing here at home a fool’s errand. He must have missed that Econ 101 class at Wharton, “I know words, lots of words!” You know, the class that talked about comparative advantage and the voluntary movement of US manufacturing to China to begin with many decades ago to take advantage of lower labor costs?
The Big Three US automakers raked in billions manufacturing in Chinese markets for decades, China having an open market for our cars. But then it changed! You know why it changed? Because the Chinese learned from us, as they do every other country that manufactures in China and guess what? They started building better cars!
And here we are, unable to compete, the CEO of Ford telling his company that they have to up their game, bring themselves up to Chinese standards as his highest priority!
Trump trying to force manufacturing here is a recipe for disaster. You produce those items you have a comparative advantage in producing, national security interests aside.
Why would you pay more to manufacture something you can buy cheaper from another country? Unfortunately, the overlords of those companies that sold their own work force down the river, by way of not staying competitive, are relying on the rest of the country to throw money at them to keep them afloat. Don’t you just love socialism?
Remember the last twenty years of all the crying, “the Chinese are stealing our intellectual property?” Hearing after hearing in Congress on those bad Chinese, unfair competition, unfair subsidies, just pure nonsense, theatrical performance to dip into your wallets again to throw money at their lobbyists so they can remain in power, complicit in US uncompetitiveness today.
Crying like babies – still!
China IS the global manufacturing hub. Period. The ONLY way to remain competitive is through partnerships with other countries (China), education, development, infrastructure here at home, as Trump strips money away dissolving the Department of Education, relegating to states the mandate to educate their own next generations, 50 completely different standards as we move more toward a technology driven society. Fucking complete moronic madness! I’m sure the red states will lead the way – in theology!
Trump decimating everything he touches, ripping the government apart. I get waste. And there’s plenty of it, starting with the DOD and the 800 military installations we maintain around the world, Trump wanting to double the defense budget, already over a $Trillion per year now. But dismantling the whole of government? Good luck!
Turning inward is a recipe for complete disaster! We ARE a global economy. Period. Is it Make America Go It Alone Again? Good luck with that. Inflation already up. No lowering of the rate, likely to go up once the trade war gets into full swing.
Side note. Do the Chinese eat chickens? Wonder if they have any eggs?
Concur on the topic of eggs being appropriate. Apparently trolls everywhere believe us libs have the memory of a baby goldfish. Fun fact, if you provide ample space a goldfish will fill said space. Also fun fact as they grow in size their memory grows too, especially when provided enrichment for their habitat. Weird innit that if you give a critter what they need they flourish?
I digress.
Came here to provide a fact or two about Mr. Sneezes latest photo op changing Ft. Liberty’s name courtesy of Belle of the Ranch, champion of fact lovers everywhere.
So, the new name of Ft. Liberty is Ft. Bragg and the assumption is the name reverted to being named for the Confederate general Braxton Bragg. Except that can’t happen. According to Belle’s reporting there is a clause in a law which prevents any American asset from being named for the Confederacy. Watch the video, she explains it better than I can here. Also a fun story because who doesn’t like historical bon mots with their facts?
Anyway the newly renamed Fort Bragg is named after PFC Roland Bragg, WWII paratrooper who was at the Battle of the Bulge and and is a Silver Star recipient.
I know the MAGA base likes to think they are ‘owning’ the Libs but it’s obvious to the adults in the room they are owning themselves.
For the record? A campaign that mentioned the price of eggs at every rally, press conference, media interview, and social media post now wants to distance themselves from the topic because the price skyrocketed?
(What is the saying – two positives can’t produce a negative?)
Yeah, right.
Inflation rate December 2024, 2.9%. Inflation rate under the Orange Musketeer – 4.3% and climbing. Unemployment numbers going up – you know, government workers.
How’d you like them green eggs MAGA? Sorry, meant to say apples.
I did find some eggs though. My neighbor has been complaining he’s not getting any eggs from his hens. I told him there must be a fox getting in somehow. :-)
Fucking COSTCO line for eggs – 2 hours long!
Well, the Orange Musketeer said there was going to be some pain. But….he said it after he was elected! Seems like I remember him in the campaign saying he was going to bring prices down on day one! To be fair, he didn’t say what year!
How’s that war in Ukraine going? Seems like I remember him saying he’d give Ukraine back to Daddy Vladdy even before he took office. Got little Marco in Riyadh talking to the Russkies now.
Remember the Orange Man kept going on about the word “groceries,” like he’d just discovered a new word, “I know words, lots of words!” Accordion hands. MAGA base dancing to a different tune now, the bait-and-switch, a spin off to the cesspool shuffle! They followed the Orange piper right into MAGAritaville, suburb of Gilead. “Get me a beer honey. How’s that dinner coming?”
More whining, er, I mean winning to come MAGA! I hear Elon’s putting rubber MAGA balls on them Tesla cyber trucks now. They only come in white though – the balls.
On you boo! Y’all just go on with yer bad selves! Hilarious hearing all those hull popping noises coming from the Trump submersible.
I’ve got some extra eggs if anyone needs any. Don’t tell anyone though, only have a few dozen for now. I’m watching my neighbor’s hens though – more to come!