Number of Religious Troops Jumps from 82% to 95% in Six Months? MRFF Demands that Petey Stop Pulling Numbers Out of his Butt!
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“The previous system had ballooned to well over 200 faith codes. … It was impractical and unusable, and many codes were never used at all,” Hegseth said, adding that a significant majority of service members — 82% of whom identify as being religious — use only six of the codes. — Department of Holy War video and press release on reducing DoD approved religions from over 200 to 31, March 25, 2026
“When you actually look at the numbers, and this will be good for the press, less than 5% of our force identifies as non-religious. Less than 5%. Meaning, 95% of our force recognizes an Almighty God.” — Hegseth’s State of the Force Address, announcing Office of (Approved) Religious Affairs, September 30, 2026
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Yeah, dude apparently does not understand that Witches, Wiccans, Neo-Pagans, Druids, Hindus and all the other “Others” do not worship a single, male, “almighty,” Abrahammic god. First he makes us “other” and then he defines for his own purposes what “other” means.
FUCK HEGSHIT!
Apparently Hegseth (not deserving of the honorific which more horrorific than honorific but I digress) never learned the lessons taught by nature specifically a monoculture is not sustainable on it’s own. Can’t tell you how many videos I’ve watched where farmers and ranchers are learning this lesson here/now due to the hardships imposed by the current admin. Seriously the Hapsburg jaw should have been the warning story but apparently anything can be ignored when there is money on the table.
Per the post I’m sure Hegseth has data backing his claim. Of course he cooked the books to get that data. Easy to say 100% religiosity when you cut out anyone who isn’t the specific faith you are measuring. Well, yeah those folks still exist but not in the mind of Hegseth. Real warriors in his peabrain have to look like they’ve come out of central casting so anyone not measuring up has to go.
I’ve said it before and I repeat it here – it would be amazing, cough cough, I mean a crying shame if all those service critters forced out due to not matching the central casting metric were to have a picnic or a potluck and got to talking as to how best to address the current kerfuffle from the outside.
I only mention it because as I’ve been reminded by more than one old warrior (HT Jim Wright, Jolly Good Ginger, Sons of Liberty, Sen. Mark Kelly, Sen. Tammy Duckworth) the oath one takes to defend the Constitution doesn’t have an expiration date. I mean, I’m still here fighting so let’s go, getter done. Treason be happening in front of our faces. What’s the plan – wait, don’t tell me. I’ll just blab it everywhere. So whatever plan there is I’ll just send the Perfect Timing and Half Penny Nails needed to ensure it all plays out as intended. Also my minions have been working on some superpowered Light of Day revealing energies. Need something but can’t find the details? Call upon the light of day and your item will gleam until found. Looking forward to how this all unfolds.