We all know who killed Christ Jesus! It was not Pilate!

Published On: April 2, 2023|Categories: MRFF's Inbox|8 Comments|

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  1. Ironmoped April 2, 2023 at 4:45 pm

    What’s surprising about God killing his own son is that he didn’t demand a burnt offering. He seems to have a thing for the smell of burning flesh!

  2. Grey One Talks Sass April 3, 2023 at 4:38 am

    Well of course not. Pilate was a ruler. He had things done for him. Not sure really if he pottied for himself based on my understanding of the ultra ruling classes.

    Ironmoped, I had a snarky comment to make last night about the deity stating it’s not burnt it’s caramelized but decided to just not. And yet here I am this morning and the caramel thought was up front and center. Some bad thoughts are really that good. Thanks for the inspiration.

  3. Grey One Talks Sass April 3, 2023 at 4:41 am

    Yes I’m well aware anonymous reader that the letter writer was attempting to be clever in their let’s not name who they REALLY think killed their beloved Jesus.

    The best way to fight these bigots is humor and sarcasm. Good think both are a couple of my super powers.

  4. Ironmoped April 4, 2023 at 5:12 pm

    Grey One,
    Agree with you on your super powers.

    I was thinking of Abraham.
    You know, wake your son up in the middle of the night, “Isaac, get yer ass outta bed! We’re going on a hike!”

    “Where we going Dad?”

    “Never mind, hold this knife.”

    Up the mountain they went.

    “Gimme that knife and lay down on the rocks.”

    “But Dad! Can’t we go home?”

    “Lay down dammit. Don’t make this hard.”

    And then the reverberating voice from the sky, “Abraham! You’ve passed the test. I was just kidding anyway. Just fucking with you. Kinda tense around here lately, the angels are acting up, I found out Satan got one of my engineers and he now has air conditioning. Pissed me off! And EVERYONE wants me to do shit for them! Jesus Christ! Like all I have to do is fix their stupid problems! They ought to try running a Universe! Anyway, I was just messing with you. Isaac, you’re a good kid! Burn a sheep, I haven’t smelled that in awhile!”

    And now everyone knows the real story!

    Like the story about Johnny McGory Shall I begin it? That’s all there’s in it!

    All religious cups are empty!

  5. Jeff April 5, 2023 at 10:15 am

    Typical bigot behavior: if they have no rational, principled and fact-based criticism of the MRFF to make, they send an email message to Mikey anyway, just to promote and proudly demonstrate their ignorance and bigotry. OK, Name Withheld, we acknowledge who and what you are. You can crawl back under your rock now.

  6. Ndbd April 27, 2023 at 5:19 am

    My name Jeff…

  7. Tom O May 4, 2023 at 9:58 am

    Has anyone EVER seen ANY depiction of Jesus’ crucifixion with anyone other than Roman soldiers putting him on the cross?

  8. Ironmoped May 8, 2023 at 7:04 pm

    Yeah, but it was a planned event. It was preordained, fate, destiny. God, the all-knowing one, knew it was going to happen. It’s why, if you read the Christian story, he was sent here to begin with. The Christian story is that Pilate killed Christ at the behest of the Jews. But it was God’s purpose for his only begotten son. His ultimate mission was to sacrifice himself for the redemption of all mankind! So……didn’t God kill him?

    It’s a pasteurized story, particularly the New Testament, written with authorized consumption in mind. The gnostics were much more enlightened.

    Monoimus says (paraphrased), “Abandon the search for God and the creation. Learn who it is within you and says ‘My God, my mind, my thought, my soul, my body.’ Learn the sources of sorrow, joy, love, hate…….If you carefully investigate these matters you will find him in yourself.”

    We could use a good dose of Monoimus right now with all the mass shootings. Little babies in an elementary school in Uvalde with their faces blown off, completely unrecognizable. Who as a parent wants that call that says we think your precious little girl was shot at school today but we need you to help identify her because she has no face, it was blown off by an AR-15? The latest mall shooting, immigrants being run over at a bus stop. Shootings in synagogues, churches, nightclubs, concerts, Walmart. How many more children have to die before their lives mean something to the crowd that will force a 10 year old rape victim to carry to term. Or a mother with a non viable fetus being forced to carry a dead fetus at risk to her own life?

    More children will die in mass shootings, pray as you might. You’re not going to wake up tomorrow and find that there’ll be no more mass shootings. There’s more on the way! When are you going to say enough is enough? As long as it’s not your child you’re OK with it?

    Call your representatives, Governors, legislators, local city councils, mayors, and tell them you’re pissed and have had enough! That’s why they get paid the big bucks – to do something about it! That’s why they’re there! Tell them to do their Goddamn jobs!

    The old platitude “It ain’t the gun, it’s the shooter,” is bullshit! Without the gun there is no shooter!

    For all the vehement 2nd Amendment folks out there – I wouldn’t take your guns away but I would damn sure regulate the hell out of them and make you carry insurance! You wouldn’t buy a gun without full registration in a national data base at risk of felony charge for the buyer and seller for unregistered sale and/or purchase. You wouldn’t sell a gun without the Govt knowing exactly who you sold it to and confirmation checks would be done annually. to own a gun would require firearms training to National Standard, and you would be clearly vetted and identified before owning a firearm! Minimum age for ownership 21 – you could shoot with a responsible adult, but that adult is responsible! And you wouldn’t be open carrying firearms on our streets and in our public universities! Only a select few would be issued concealed carry permits with higher level of vetting, need based.

    The 2nd Amendment was never meant for the calamity that is the lack of any gun control in the America we live in today.

    Off my soapbox – hope we wake up to a better America tomorrow!

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