“America’s Best Christian™” Mrs. Betty Bowers Urges Donations to MRFF From the Hotbed of Christian Nationalism
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MRFF commissioned writer and producer Andrew Bradley to create this satirical fundraising video, featuring “America’s Best Christian®” Mrs. Betty Bowers.
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Mrs. Bowers, I am all too happy to follow you over to the MRFF website! I have yet to make a donation to MRFF, but I will talk it over with my wife — also an Air Force retiree — and see if we can agree to make a donation. I suspect you know this already, but one element of the formula to a relatively conflict-free marriage is having — and sticking to — rules to limit . . . impulsive . . . actions! And it must be working pretty well: we’ll celebrate our 42nd anniversary (no “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” jokes, please — it’s too late in the day for me to respond!) in December 2025!
Can I get a rauccous “Mazel Tov!” ?
What a horrid woman! I have watched her youtube videos and she says terrible things about God and Jesus blasphemous things! She needs to get down on her knees and pray.
LOL, old soldier who obviously has not completed the reading assignment declares Mrs Bowers says blasphemous things about their favorite deity and holy book without a hint of irony.
The humor for me at least is Mrs Bowers absolute literal take in all things Christianity. I’m a fan.
Old soldier has an issue with what she says? Take it up with the correct pay grade old soldier aka your deity. But you’d rather punch the messenger, amirite?
Can Old soldier give us links to some of the videos where Betty Bowers explicitly “says terrible things about God and Jesus blasphemous things”?
ICE getting ready to visit schools for “welfare” checks.
You know, lest them brown kids get educated. Can’t have that now can we?
We don’t want brown kids in our schools to begin with but God help us if they get educated! Fuck! They might grow up to be doctors and lawyers or engineers! Or worse, politicians!
We want them brown kids out in the fields picking lettuce. Oh, I forgot, we’re rounding them up. Well, those white Christian kids will pick it. Especially now that we’re getting rid of the minimum wage and states are passing laws to allow 14 year olds to work rather than go to school. I think Florida’s leading the charge. Ron Desanctimonius, good Christian Harvard and Yale educated white-boot MAGAT.
Yeah, them Christian home-schooled kids getting into Harvard and Yale? Not so much. Something about getting more than drool on your SATs.
But, you know, ICE can check the classrooms and make sure they’ve got the Ten Commandments posted and that the curriculum is from a biblical perspective, talking snakes and all that caper.
A Trump Bible in every classroom showing the kids how Lot, a Godly man, fucked his own daughters. But hey, gotta do something. Couldn’t exactly get anything from his wife after she was turned into a pillar of salt. Ouch! Oh, I forgot, we’re under a new covenant. You can use salt during sex. Or was it a couch? I dunno, have to ask JD Vance.
It’s good to have those stories available to the kids though. “He is happy that dasheth the little ones against the stones. You can beat a slave as long as he doesn’t die in a couple of days. Work on the sabbath gets you stoned to death.” You know, good Christian stories. Or are they Jewish? I get confused with this Judeo-Christian and new covenant thing. We’re Judeo-Christian but, not so much the Jewish part. Or are we part Jewish? Or we just pray to a Jewish savior but we really don’t like them? So confusing. No wonder Christian’s don’t know if they’re coming or going. Gotta have a degree in herpetology to make any sense of it!
Good to have the creation story available to the kids. That natural selection BS is the work of the devil! All that Darwin survival of the insidious.
You know, we didn’t come from no Goddamn monkey! Well, except the MAGA crowd. The rest of us are one of the five great apes, but MAGA? Yeah, you can tell by the red hats and rubber balls on their trailer hitch that they indeed are a unique species. Neanderthalian by nature, enlarged amygdalae, spittle in the corners of their mouth. But rubber balls? I hear you can get them in black now. They’re a little bigger but, you know, an option.
ICE in schools will make it right! Fuck! Why didn’t I think of that? Silly me.
Yep, the ICE Brigades – coming to a school near you!
Oh, Mrs. Bowers. Now that’s a good Christian lady!
MAGA clowns are beginning to question their Orange leader. “Hey, wait a minute. We didn’t sign up for this shit!” When you’re in a cult, it’s so easy to get conned, sometimes with devastating results- thinking of Jim Jones and how he got grown ass adults to not only kill themselves, but to kill their kids as well, the selfish mother fuckers! “My life is over son. Here, drink this Koolaid!”
Maybe Darwin was right after all. The herd thins itself! Did Darwin say that?
While the progressives move on, globally, the right wallows in their own theocracy and thins themselves out from things like …… COVID?
But where is Christianity gonna go? “So, I believed in Bronzer No 5 and got conned. So ……., um, uh, let’s see, the Bible ….., my church says, um, brown kids with cancer and deportations,” ….. You finish the thought.
Christianity is fucked! But so is the country, the result of Christian hatred. Remember Georgie Boy saying, “you’re either with us or against us?” Good Christian man that he is. As he trotted off to sacrificing 4,419 service member lives, another 3,000 + civilian contractor lives, and a million Iraqi citizens. For……………….? What was it for again? Anybody? Not to mention Afghanistan. Who’s in charge there now? Didn’t we civilize that place?
When the fat man’s health takes him down the spiral (some saying he’s circling the drain now), I’m guessing Christian’s will follow, I dunno, Don Jr? Or, how ‘bout Eric? JD Eyeliner? Maybe Nutlick or Hogsbreath. Christi Noem? Naw, she’s too busy with Corey Lewandowski
Fallwell Jr? There’s a good Christian for you.
The list is endless. The Christian ship left without a rudder. Chalking up more for the “Nones!” “You wanna go to my church with me on Sunday? Naw, thanks anyway. Taking care of grandma. She lost her Medicaid and got kicked out of the nursing home.”
Have at it Nat Cs. On you! No Covid shots and gather in large crowds. And don’t forget to pray! :-)
You’d almost think the likes of Doug Wilson, Petey Hogsbreath’s religious mentor, was straight out of a Lorne Michaels production, an SNL satirical parody on just how fucking stupid a society can be but these mother fuckers really are after your 19th amendment!
The tragedy is that the women married to these misogynous fascists are their own version of the caustic acid that destroys the very vessel that contains it – themselves! Christi Noem and Pam Bondi coming to mind. Lauren “jack-off-a-democrat-in-public” Boebert, and MTG, the tantric sex maiden. Bridgette “lesbian-threesome” Ziegler. The list goes on.
Thank God for Darwin’s explanation of the naturally occurring thinning of the gene pool!
The rest of the species evolving, becoming “Homo Deus,” embracing science and technology while the men on the Christian right mutually masturbate each other into self-delusional emasculated oblivion.
The sooner the better!
They imagine themselves “Alpha Males” in service of the Lord but haven’t seen their own dicks in years, a parody of themselves, their man boobs a testament to their own inferiority as men.
That’s why they hate black men so much. Black men were bred to be physically superior, field hands, and they hate their own creation. Black men represent the physical superiority they wished they had! So – keep black men in poverty and lock their asses up!
You see Petey Hogsbreath trying to do a chin up? Not even a pull up, a chin up. Try as you might Petey, you just don’t have what it takes! You’re better off leaving the fighting to real men and women. Leaders in the military that got where they are based on merit rather than Christian mutual masturbation!
Onward Christian soldiers! Laughable!
I don’t get it. MAGA says they want illegals committing crimes to be deported.
But what do they want to do with Americans committing crimes?
I presume they want Americans committing crimes to be locked up.
So, in terms of punishments, all crime committed by Americans should be punished, regardless of the crime (same standard being used in deportations) with the equivalent punishment of deportation, regardless of the crime. The one-size-fits-all approach they’re using for immigrants.
If they, according to this fascist government, find a parking violation in your background – deportation. If you’re suspected of rape or murder – deportation!
Since Americans committing crimes can’t be deported (unless you’re not white), then the equivalent punishment should be, I dunno, house arrest? Deportation of a kind. We could just get rid of all our jails and prisons. You know, save a whole bunch of money. Where’s DOGE when you need them?
Trumptie says he’s deporting rapists and murderers, so, if you’re American and commit those crimes – house arrest? The equivalent of deportation? Deport American criminals to their ……. homes?
I don’t get the magic logic of the MAGAT mind.
In fairness, Jon Ossoff, a Democrat senator down in Georgia, running for re-election, also says he too wants illegals committing crimes to be deported! I think he was just playing to the crowd but still, to use that kind of logic on the electorate says you really think they are incredibly stupid and he will say anything to get elected (like most politicians).
To combat the insanity of the MAGAT narrative, why aren’t we just telling people that if you commit a crime, you’ll be subject to the judicial process and incarcerated if found guilty? Why are illegals committing serious crimes, as MAGATs profess they are, getting a pass on the criminal act?
In a similar vein, remember when Trump said Elon Musk had found all sorts of “fraud?” Government waste and abuse? But isn’t fraud a crime? Anyone hear of anyone getting punished for all those criminal acts against the American people? Billions of dollars according to Elon and Taco man. I’ll answer it – no! Because they didn’t fucking find anything besides a few talking points to use against a dumbed-down electorate.
And you have MAGATs running around parroting the nonsense they hear rolling out of the orange man’s pie hole, completely without a thought of “punishment” for the crime. You know, “deportations” as punishment. WTF?
Maslow’s hammer. When all you carry is a hammer, everything’s a nail!
I just shake my head. I don’t get it.
Time to move to a different country. Working on it. Accumulated a lot of shit over the years. Have to get rid of it.
All the right-wing fervor over illegal immigrants. You know, those brown people stealing jobs that you’d never sign up for: picking lettuce, working in meat plants, working on dairy farms, street maintenance, building your houses, apartments, cities, taking care of your kids, cleaning your homes, looking after memaw, you know what their doing – everything that you wouldn’t do!
Oh, but they’re getting all those “benefits!” Amirite?
Let’s talk about it.
Do they get:
Federal Social Security benefits? NO
Federal food assistance? NO
Federal health care benefits? NO
Federal housing assistance? NO
Do immigrants pay taxes? Yes. Just like you do on everything you buy!
Do any states provide meager benefits for illegal immigrants? Yes. 14 of 50 states.
Do you live in any of those states where any of your tax dollars go to provide meager assistance to immigrants? I don’t know, obviously. But if you do, is someone forcing you to live there? And don’t you believe in state’s rights? Isn’t that the incessant call of MAGA? So, in other words, If you live in a state that provides assistance to immigrants, didn’t you choose it? YOU chose to provide assistance to immigrants!
So shut the fuck up!
If you don’t like it, shouldn’t you be bitching to your state rather than the federal government?
Shouldn’t you be calling your state representative and saying, “look, I was dumb enough to live in this state and provide for immigrants but I’ve changed my mind?”
BTW, your federal tax dollars DO NOT fund the federal government. Yeah, I know, surprise. A real mind bender I know and can’t explain it here, would take too long and you’d go into seizures finding out what you’ve been taught is wrong. The bottom line teaser is that your federal tax dollars create a demand for the currency. That’s it!
But know that when you (MAGA) bitch about immigrants to the federal government, you’re bitching to the wrong people!
And if you’re not bitching to your state government, or the person you see in the mirror, then shut the fuck up!
It makes you sound like a man with a paper asshole flapping in the breeze!
Thank the Gods for giving us Andrew Bradley and Devon Green and their “America’s Best Christian,” Mrs. Betty Bowers.
We need more sardonic humor in combating Christian Nationalism, spoofing their own cultish stupidity.
It’s almost unfair though. Christian’s are such easy targets, their own book a superlative guide for combatting their own narrative, not to mention the realtor God they pray to, as flawed as he is, fucking up everything he touches, smiting and smoting and blowing your house down. A serial mass murderer without question, by his own admission.
Kind of a battered wife syndrome, “Oh, he didn’t mean to hit me!”
The humor is good. We need it!
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No freedom like freedom FROM religion. Every day’s a spa day without a heavenly dictator looking over your shoulder, self reliance your balm.
Believing in the Bible makes you a Christian. Reading it makes you an atheist!
“It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they’ve been fooled.” Mark Twain
America’s commerce secretary, Howard Nutlick, has a couple of sons that have placed a pretty big bet on Trump’s tariffs, already deemed unconstitutional, will have to be returned to …… them!
As you know, Nutlick ran Cantor Fitzgerald for years, having turned over the reins of the company to his two sons, in their twenties, who are now betting that Trump’s tariff refunds will have to be returned – to them! In excess of $200 Billion having been collected to date.
How do they do it? They go to companies that have paid the tariffs and offer 30 cents on the dollar for the rights to the returned money.
The companies decide whether they want to take the “easy money,” and deduct the “losses,” or spend the time, money, and hassle of getting back the full amount.
You’ve seen those ads, “Have you been hit by an 18 wheeler? Call us! You don’t pay a dime unless we collect!” They avoid the courts through “settlements.” Easy money.
A gamble for Nutlick’s sons for sure but not really. Their Dad just so happens to be the Commerce Secretary. You think the Commerce Secretary has insider knowledge? You think he’s advising his sons? Naw, couldn’t be. He wouldn’t do that would he? The great upstanding nut licker that he is.
So, the tariffs passed on to the consumer, if returned, go back to the consumer, amirite? An emphatic no! They go back to whoever paid them or bought up the rights to that payment.
Granted, this is just one scam of many that allows the wealthy to profit from the misery of the American people.
But profit they do! While cutting your benefits to funnel more money ……. to themselves!
That’s your America! Run by “Good Christians!”
America – love it or leave it? I’m working on the latter.
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Never thought I’d see the day where I support, of all people, Marjorie Taylor Green!
She is one of the very few talking about the genocide in Gaza perpetrated by the worst president in U.S. history, Benjamin Netanyahu!
83% of Israelis support Israeli genocide. IDF soldiers playing games with Palestinian kids, shoot a knee today, head shot tomorrow, in the heart – it’s a game, sanctioned by the worst regime in history as measured by cruelty and intent.
Who would think MGT would be teaming up with Ro Khanna on the issue of Israeli genocide. MGT calling out this country for not allowing medical treatment for Palestinian children, life saving treatment.
Credit where it’s due. We disagree on her Orange Jesus and many other issues, but she’s right on this one! More power to her!
Representatives on both sides being called out in town halls for their support for Israel, rightfully so. Vote them out! Regardless of party! You’re not a Democrat supporting the carnage in Gaza.
A pariah, genocidal, maniacal, apartheid state being facilitated by the Israeli owned Congress of the United States!
Free Palestine! Fuck Israel!